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#4
I have another question about them, how does one clean one?
They look pretty damned disgusting.

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#5
they're not worth it. i remember my friends were discussing it with a porn store employee, and the employees were very much against them.
#6
yeah after a couple uses i'd imagine they'd get pretty custy
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#7
I'd use that for light instead of injecting cat DNA into my eyes.

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#8
I much prefer this thing called a "woman." If you do your research, they're not that hard to find, and studies have proven that they provide more pleasure than any other sex toys on the market, especially the Fleshlight.
#9
Am I to assume it is a fake vagina then or something?
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#11
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I have another question about them, how does one clean one?
They look pretty damned disgusting.
You use liquid soap as lube.
#12
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Am I to assume it is a fake vagina then or something?



Yeah and it has a handle like a flashlight.
#15
I recommend it.
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#16
It's not worth it. It's fun for like 3 tries then it just sits hidden away in the bathroom. You just clean it by running soap and water through it. I bought one when I was 14 btw.
#17
So some guy has just announced he wants a fake vagina. On UG.


YOU FOOL.
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QUESTION! Does emo porn have blood everywhere from wrist wounds?

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HAHA U IS TEH EMOZORZ

no but seriously, HAHA U IS TEH EMOZORZ
#19
i've heard that theyre annoying to clean out and that the maintenance makes it not worth it
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#21
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So some guy has just announced he wants a fake vagina. On UG.


YOU FOOL.


whoops did i epic fail?
#22
Try your luck with the girls in town first, most girls are easy seeing as 90% of all women are sluts, they just typically don't know it.
You may need to apply a little force if they resist. This is a normal thing and occurs regularly.
It's just the girl still playing "hard to get". Continue applying force in equal response to the amount of resistance put up.
Don't be afraid to use your hands, a firm backhand or punch will usually ease tensions and move things along nicely.
Women love a man who can take control of their lives physically and dominate them. Trust me, I'm a player.
Don't be afraid to use verbal strength with your physical strength as well, a good combination of the two can reduce your work by up to half if you know the right words to use.
Typically, I would try the following phrases: "Don't scream! Don't you scream!" This is a good one to follow up with a slap. You may want to also try "Stop squirming damnit! I'll cut your throat" this has a very powerful message and lets her know that you're not playing around. If she still resists, threaten something important to her, her dog, parents, maybe even her BF.
Finally, be sure to do things in moderation, select your targets carefully and wait for the right time to strike.
#25
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It's not worth it. It's fun for like 3 tries then it just sits hidden away in the bathroom. You just clean it by running soap and water through it. I bought one when I was 14 btw.


I respect you so much for admitting that.
#26
Quote by WinterMadness76
Try your luck with the girls in town first, most girls are easy seeing as 90% of all women are sluts, they just typically don't know it.
You may need to apply a little force if they resist. This is a normal thing and occurs regularly.
It's just the girl still playing "hard to get". Continue applying force in equal response to the amount of resistance put up.
Don't be afraid to use your hands, a firm backhand or punch will usually ease tensions and move things along nicely.
Women love a man who can take control of their lives physically and dominate them. Trust me, I'm a player.
Don't be afraid to use verbal strength with your physical strength as well, a good combination of the two can reduce your work by up to half if you know the right words to use.
Typically, I would try the following phrases: "Don't scream! Don't you scream!" This is a good one to follow up with a slap. You may want to also try "Stop squirming damnit! I'll cut your throat" this has a very powerful message and lets her know that you're not playing around. If she still resists, threaten something important to her, her dog, parents, maybe even her BF.
Finally, be sure to do things in moderation, select your targets carefully and wait for the right time to strike.


This also works in dark alleys too
#27
The Fleshlight was designed by former police officer Steve Shubin who was suffering a period of forced abstinence while his wife was in a high-risk pregnancy.[2] He was granted a patent in 1998 for his invention, as a "device for discreet sperm collection".[3]



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#30
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Ok, so I get that from right to left we've got the anus, vagina and then mouth, but what the hell is the one on the far left supposed to resemble?



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#31
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Ok, so I get that from right to left we've got the anus, vagina and then mouth, but what the hell is the one on the far left supposed to resemble?


Asian vagina.
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#32
Quote by Steve The Plank


Ok, so I get that from right to left we've got the anus, vagina and then mouth, but what the hell is the one on the far left supposed to resemble?


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#33
Quote by WinterMadness76
Try your luck with the girls in town first, most girls are easy seeing as 90% of all women are sluts, they just typically don't know it.
You may need to apply a little force if they resist. This is a normal thing and occurs regularly.
It's just the girl still playing "hard to get". Continue applying force in equal response to the amount of resistance put up.
Don't be afraid to use your hands, a firm backhand or punch will usually ease tensions and move things along nicely.
Women love a man who can take control of their lives physically and dominate them. Trust me, I'm a player.
Don't be afraid to use verbal strength with your physical strength as well, a good combination of the two can reduce your work by up to half if you know the right words to use.
Typically, I would try the following phrases: "Don't scream! Don't you scream!" This is a good one to follow up with a slap. You may want to also try "Stop squirming damnit! I'll cut your throat" this has a very powerful message and lets her know that you're not playing around. If she still resists, threaten something important to her, her dog, parents, maybe even her BF.
Finally, be sure to do things in moderation, select your targets carefully and wait for the right time to strike.


To sum it up:
Rape.

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#34
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Ok, so I get that from right to left we've got the anus, vagina and then mouth, but what the hell is the one on the far left supposed to resemble?

I think its a...penis, i hope not though
#38
Just because I feel like being an asshole...
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#40
Quote by Steve The Plank


Ok, so I get that from right to left we've got the anus, vagina and then mouth, but what the hell is the one on the far left supposed to resemble?

If that's what your anus looks like you have bigger problems than trying to get a girl my friend.

edit: damn, who the **** says right to left. It always goes left to right!
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