#1
Another choose your own adventure thread, this time, you're a female!!!

You wake up after a massive night of clubbing, you have a massive hangover, and you're in some guy's bed, naked. You get up, go downstairs to the kitchen, and you see Bob Barker, making coffee for you and him. "Did we have sex last night?" you ask. "Why yes we did! It was very nice too!" says Bob. As you try to figure out where you are, you go upstairs to get dressed. You go back downstairs, Bob still being down there. What do you do now?

A. Drink some coffee with Bob

B. Get the hell outta there

C. Stay for a bit, possibly get drunk and have sex again.

D. Watch Oprah
#4
B and I turn lesbian
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#5
A. Stay in the kitchen
B. Stay in the kitchen
C. Stay in the kitchen
D. Sneak out of the kitchen


amirightorwhatguise?!?!
#6
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A. Stay in the kitchen
B. Stay in the kitchen
C. Stay in the kitchen
D. Sneak out of the kitchen


amirightorwhatguise?!?!


Yes, except for D.
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#7
i'd choose C. i'd be an uber slut if i was a chick.
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#12
B Wins

As you suddenly see who you let stick their ding-dong in your Va-J-J, you burst out the door, and run to the hills (get it?). As soon as you get to the hills, you go home. You call your very attractive lesbian friend, Kristy. "Kristy, I just slept with Bob Barker!!!!!!!!!" you explain "I got drunk clubbing, the next thing I know, I'm in His bed!!!!" "I had a night like yours," she explains, "but it was with Donald Trump, back when I was straight. I was clubbing, like you, got drunk, and next thing I knew, I was in a very big house. I realized where I was, and then I knew from then on that another woman was definitely better than another night like that one" "Wow, that sucks. I'm not sure I want to turn lesbian, though" "Well, ya wanna try?" she asks.

What (or who) to do?

A. No, I'm not lesbian

B. Yes, lets try it

C. Back to Bob's!!!

D. Go bi
#13
why is there no fap option? it could prove that women masturbate


EDIT: trump lives in a skyscraper.
#14
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why is there no fap option? it could prove that women masturbate


i'll make one in the next one, OK?
#16
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why is there no fap option? it could prove that women masturbate


EDIT: trump lives in a skyscraper.


o, crap, o well, he just bought a house. K?
#18
B ftw. i'd be an uber lesbian slut if i was a chick.
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#22
B!
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#23
C wins

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You are shocked by what she said, but, you decide to go back to Bob's, gross or not, he was pretty nice to you, as you barely remember. As soon as Kristy says that, you dash back to Bob's place, as you get there, you realize how nice his house is, he must be pretty rich from "The Price Is Right", you guess. You go back to the kitchen, you see him, semming pretty upset, youopen the door, and comfort Bob. "I'm sorry I left you. I was just in shock." you explain. "It's ok, women get shocked, by my celebrity and all." He says. "I can imagine" you reply. "Yeah, but if you want to go, you can. But could I ahve your number or something? Maybe we could get to know each other better" he offers. "Sure, 555-555-5555, you say" "Cool" Bob says. You say ,"Well, I should be getting goin by now, bye."

What to do now?

A. back to Kristy's

B. Go home and rest, you've had a weird night/morning

C. Watch Lifetime

D. fap
#25
D.
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yes, shutup.
#26
Hmmm. D on the way to A
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#31
D on the way to A wins, but someone else continue the story

EDIT: ok, since nobody else will now, I'll make one last edition, then someone please continue

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you go home, and then you get out your "toy" and masturbate furiously. the thoughts of dicks, 6-packs, and Kristy's strap-on (which she showed you) run thorugh your mind. Then you go to Kristy's. You say "I'm reconsidering your offer." She says "great, now let the fun begin!!" 2 hours passes, and you enjoyed it, but your not sure if it's right for you. you go home, and then you watch some TV, while relaxin, you think, is lesbian right for me? or should I go bi? or should I stay straight?

so...... what will be our fate?

A. Go lesbo

B. Go bi

C. Stay straight

D. Fap to some lesbian porn, to help you think some more
Last edited by guitardude34875 at Jun 1, 2008,
#32
D, though i stand by my previous statement that it is not "fap" if you're a female.
#33
B

EDIT: And snow blind is right, we don't use the term 'fap'.
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#35
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B

EDIT: And snow blind is right, we don't use the term 'fap'.


what do females use, then? I don't want any wrong terminology in my thread!
#37
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what do females use, then? I don't want any wrong terminology in my thread!

...passionate self-lovin'?

B
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This monkey's gone to heaven.
#38
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what do females use, then? I don't want any wrong terminology in my thread!


We don't ever talk about it, so we don't really need/have any terminology. I know that's the opposite of helpful, but oh well.
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stupid ppl (they're like slinkies, not good for much, but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs)

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Holy non-gender specific pronoun Batman!

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#39
Um...since it's been a while I guess I'll write. B wins.
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After thinking about it for a while, you decide to keep your options open and go bi. During the next commercial break you pick up the phone and dial up Kristy. "Hey," you say, "I thought about it and maybe I'll go bi. Do you think you'd wanna come over to Bob Barker's with me?"
"I don't know..."
"Come on, it'll be a party. Maybe there'll be some of those hot model chicks from his show."
A pause. After a few seconds you start to wonder whether she's still there, but then you hear her voice again. "All right, but only if you call him and make sure the models are there."
You agree and give her Bob's address before calling him up. He starts to shoot you down, but stops when you tell him you're bringing a friend. Instead he tells you that he and his models will be free after ten, and hangs up. You call Kristy back to tell her the good news, then stop to find something to do.

A) Don't you have one of those job things to go to?

B) Screw work, dig out your old gameboy colour and Pokemon Yellow.

C) Go for a walk around town to see if anything interesting happens.

D) Hit up the good ol' internetz to see if you can find any decent lesbian porn.

(I'm guessing this is probably dead anyway, but what the hell, if people start voting I might continue it)
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stupid ppl (they're like slinkies, not good for much, but they make you smile when pushed down the stairs)

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Holy non-gender specific pronoun Batman!

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you dont rly play guitar if you dont shred