#1
so my friends and i are putting together a list of crazy things that we expect to happen over this summer. i need some suggestions of items to put on the list like these.
1- number of times chased by cops
2-number of times caught
3-number of animals hit by car while driving
4-number of animals that f*cked up your car
5-number of near-death experiences
6-number of times being shot at by a REAL gun
7-number of times being shot
8-number of times being shot by paintball/airsoft gun
9-number of broken bones

so you get the idea. how bout some more ideas like this. all of us are pretty crazy and live in the sticks so we get really crazy. cruizing, 4 wheelers, no drivers liscense, guns, that kind of thing so. chip in!
EDIT: ok they dont ALL have to be violent........
Last edited by u.s.m.c.to-be at Jun 1, 2008,
#2
What is it with you and violence?
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#3
Number of times getting hit by a large moving object... like my dick.
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#7
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how bout how many hot chix u bang?


What would be the point if the answer would be Zero!
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#11
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Number of times seeing a security guard getting swatted by a giant flying penis .


Fixed.
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#12
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How can you get caught twice if you're only chased once?


retarted post of the day.

come to think of it, this is actually the retarted thread of the day.
#13
Quote by u.s.m.c.to-be
so my friends and i are putting together a list of crazy things that we expect to happen over this summer. i need some suggestions of items to put on the list like these.
1- number of times chased by cops
2-number of times caught
3-number of animals hit by car while driving
4-number of animals that f*cked up your car
5-number of near-death experiences
6-number of times being shot at by a REAL gun
7-number of times being shot

8-number of times being shot by paintball/airsoft gun
9-number of broken bones

so you get the idea. how bout some more ideas like this. all of us are pretty crazy and live in the sticks so we get really crazy. cruizing, 4 wheelers, no drivers liscense, guns, that kind of thing so. chip in!
EDIT: ok they dont ALL have to be violent........

*universe explodes*


anyways let me redo this thread; what do you need to do before you're trapped in the classroom for another year?
#14
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retarted post of the day.

come to think of it, this is actually the retarted thread of the day.



Unless I missed something,1-number of times getting chased by cops

To me, that says "number one,that's how many times we're getting chased"
otherwise,logically,it would say "Get chased by the cops"
#15
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all of us are pretty crazy and live in the sticks so we get really crazy. cruizing, 4 wheelers, no drivers liscense, guns, that kind of thing so. chip in!


so i dont know if you have heard, but this guy named tupac got shot a few years back. last ive heard, his crew is still bouncing around looking for a general. maybe you should put in an application.


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#18
10. Number of shitty threads made on UG.

It seems that you've forgotten one.
Nine planets surround the sun
Only one does the sun embrace
Upon this watered one
So much we take for granted


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Lay down in our mother's arms
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#19
11- Number of gang encounters
12- Number of gang encounters that resulted in the loss of blood, life, or your car
13- Number of pranks that just kicked ass
14- Number of bombs made
15- Number of bombs made that were really close
16- Total amount of money spent on bomb-making material
17- Total amount of money spent on fireworks
18- Number of time in a fight with a drunk guy
19- Number of times hit on by a fat chick
20- Number of times caught trying to sneak out
21- Number of objects jumped while in a sub-compact car
22- Number of sweet recoveries from a flip, fall, or crash
23- Number of fights encouraged either by scratching, clawing, rippage of clothing or combination of all 3 which is highly advised
24- Number of amazing shots made by a bow or gun that resulted in the death of unsuspecting wildlife
25- Number of times you did something kick-ass and it wasn’t on the list.
#20
$16 on bomb material?

lolwut?
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