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#1
So my computer pretty much has the worst virus known to mankind....

It won't let me look at porn. Seriously.

I'll type in the site, hit enter, and then it'll redirect me to 216.255.178.179/webcam or something like that. And the worst thing is, I'll try a different porn site and THE SAME THING WILL HAPPEN!!!

I've already tried deleting all my history/cookies as well as uninstalling/reinstalling firefox. I've also done a full virus/spyware scan on my computer and got rid of the ones it found, but still this remains.

Please UG, for the love of fapping, PLEASE HELP!!!
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#3
Give us the exact address that it gives you. In the meanwhile, use a proxy to fap.
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#6
Sounds more like your parents are blocking you from porn sites. If you are always redirected to the same page it's more likely your are being redirected manually than by a virus.

Sucks to be you though.

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#7
HAHAHHA.... im pretty sure someone installed something on your computer making it so that no "bad sites" can be viewed. and most likely, it will tell whoever did it that you tried to go to a porn site.... how old are you? xD
#8
Parental controls.

Your parents hate you.

Your life sucks, dude.
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#9
This is a great opportunity to use your imagination to fap.
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#10
its called a back door trojan u need to burn all your files onto a disk then insert yor reboot disk follow the instructions and when its don it will be the same as when u got it (if it was new that is)
#11
My first thought when I read this was parental controls, as I've never heard of a virus that prevents you from looking at porn, most make you look at porn actually...

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#13
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So my computer pretty much has the worst virus known to mankind....

It won't let me look at porn. Seriously.

I'll type in the site, hit enter, and then it'll redirect me to 216.255.178.179/webcam or something like that. And the worst thing is, I'll try a different porn site and THE SAME THING WILL HAPPEN!!!

I've already tried deleting all my history/cookies as well as uninstalling/reinstalling firefox. I've also done a full virus/spyware scan on my computer and got rid of the ones it found, but still this remains.

Please UG, for the love of fapping, PLEASE HELP!!!



ITS A VISTA!?!?!?
#14
Quote by shakes23
This is a great opportunity to use your imagination to fap.


Haven't done that since I was 6
#15
It's not a parental protection software. A friend over MSN just asked me about the very same problem.
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#17
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It's not a virus. A friend over MSN just asked me about the very same problem.


I agree that its probably just parental controls fukxin your fap sessions
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#18
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Haven't done that since I was 6

That's f*cked up dude.

Anyway, it definitely sounds like you have some parental control gayness working it's queer magic on your internet. Find it and kill it. It's probably not any kind of virus cause a virus would DEFINITELY not have any problem with you trying to look at porn. That said, parental control software is probably just as bad as viruses, so yea.

Be advised, doing a complete virus scan with even a good AV program (like McAfee), and doing a full scan with ad-aware will not necessarily remove all viruses/trojans/spyware you have. Sometimes there are malicious files that remain undeveloped, and so the scans go right over them, but they still create other detectable files, resulting in a seemingly endless stream of crap. The only solution then is to manually find the file and kill it.
#20
You know, on an unrelated note, you may want to invest in a girlfriend. Then this problem would be less troublesome.
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#22
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You know, on an unrelated note, you may want to invest in a girlfriend. Then this problem would be less troublesome.

It wont solve this problem because he is concerned with showing his affection towards a MAN, something that a girlfriend is not. Therefore, him having a girlfriend wouldn't remove the fact that he needs to exercise manly affection.
#23
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its called a back door trojan u need to burn all your files onto a disk then insert yor reboot disk follow the instructions and when its don it will be the same as when u got it (if it was new that is)

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#24
Delete System 32.
It's the only way my man. Your fapping pleasure will soon be restored.
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It's not the going that the pit cares about.
It's the coming.
#25
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You know, on an unrelated note, you may want to invest in a girlfriend. Then this problem would be less troublesome.


hey parabellum do you have xbox live?
I am not siging you jackass
#27
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Delete System 32.
It's the only way my man. Your fapping pleasure will soon be restored.



DO NOT DO WHAT THIS GUY TOLD YOU TO, Its probably your parental controls

to McLoving, you are probably gonna get banned for saying that, there was a huge thread on this...
#28
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Delete System 32.
It's the only way my man. Your fapping pleasure will soon be restored.


lol, yes do not do this.

Didn't that same thing happen with Scourge a while back
#29
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hey parabellum do you have xbox live?



Where the hell did that come from?


I mean, if you wanna stalk me or hook up, just shoot me a PM....

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#30
Oh Shi-
That's why I hadn't seen that old joke for awhile...
Dang it.
McLovin is my hero!

It's not the going that the pit cares about.
It's the coming.
#32
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You're in hell my friend.


We're all going there anyway. he just got there quicker.

Back on topic: buy a laptop lol. use ur real computer for everything else lol. i shall pray for you!
#36
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lol, yes do not do this.

Didn't that same thing happen with Scourge and Rworsl a while back


fix'd.


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#37
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I didn't think anyone on this site was foolish enough to fall for that...


Edit:
Lol
You're a retard, read Scourges posts. There is already a system folder, why do I need a system32.
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