#1
Guys im just to ****ing sexy. I mean seriously im ****ing 3 girls as we speak. And 2 of them are your mom.

So who else is sexy like me?
#2
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Guys im just to ****ing sexy. I mean seriously im ****ing 3 girls as we speak. And 2 of them are your mom.

So who else is sexy like me?


wat
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Afterwards I said to her "Why did you blitz my asshole like that?"


#3
wat
When a man lies he murders some part of the world
These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives
All this I cannot bear to witness any longer
Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?
#5
2 of them are my mom? I have 2 moms?

When did that happen?
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#7
dude no way im ***ing your moms right now to! guess i must be sexy like you
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#8
I'm sexy enough to strangle you to death.


Asshole.
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#9
i feel i should report this,

but ill reserve my judgement and see where this goes.
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Afterwards I said to her "Why did you blitz my asshole like that?"


#10
Im Sexy enough to report you
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I think I can safely say I would still bang her knowing this information.


Lmao ^

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#12
Quote by roundchode
Guys im just to ****ing sexy. I mean seriously im ****ing 3 girls as we speak. And 2 of them are your mom.

So who else is sexy like me?

fail
#15
Obvious troll is obvious. Leave please.
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#16
but my mom is in the room next to this on.... O DEAR.
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#17
I'm too sexy for my shirt
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#18
Iam sexy...
I mean who does not want to get with a crazy pyro cross dressing dude that plays bass in a pop band.

yeah iam just that cool... and your doing both my moms?! you monster!


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#23
Quote by roundchode
Guys im just to ****ing sexy. I mean seriously im ****ing 3 girls as we speak. And 2 of them are your mom.

So who else is sexy like me?


Did you know that you can't spell your username without spelling the word "douche?"

Makes sense, doesn't it?
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#24
While u r banging my slutty moms remember that cheez whiz adds personality, not only to nachos but to dirty sex too....
B*tch
*reported*
#25
no ur not ****ing any1 - your too unsexy to get laid - thats y u say ur sexy becaue ur not
#26
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Did you know that you can't spell your username without spelling the word "douche?"

Makes sense, doesn't it?

amazing Gunpowder.