#1
Ok this question came to me in the thread where the dude's 18 tommorow. If pornstars can legally be paid to have sex since a 3rd party is paying both of them for the sex then could I theoretically hire 2 prostitutes and make them have sex with each other legally?
#2
Only if you film it.
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#5
I don't think so. You might have to go through a bunch of legal ****, like contracts and all that bull ****. Long story short, just don't get caught.
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#7
if ur not going to screw them anyways why take the risk?

just wack off to internet porn like normal people.
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I can't hire all of you. What am I made of money?

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#14
pics or it never happened.


wait ... WHAT?
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#16
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I can't hire all of you. What am I made of money?

i will work for sexual favors, or swedish fish w/e you got.
#18
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Ive got a feeling Pit Monkeys will work for cheap

I'll do it for a Snickers bar.
#20
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whatever...

i'm in for the snickers bar.

Fine. I'll do it for half a Snickers bar. Beat that cowboy.
#24
Just ask yourself.......If you rape a prostitute.......is it theft? Think....

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#28
It is legal because Star A isn't paying Star B for sex. A studio and production company handle the money.
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#30
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STFU, last year the was a whole banfest inspired by year hatred... You dirty 07er...


When was this???????!!!!!!!!!
I do not recall this.......

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#32
Prostitution is banned in the US?
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#33
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Prostitution is banned in the US?


Yes........so sad.......so very,very sad.......

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#34
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Prostitution is banned in the US?

Yes it is (in most states I believe). Thank god I live in Europe and can screw and videotape as many prostitutes/pitmonkeys for cash/snickers bars as I please.

Why is it banned in the US anyway?
#35
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Prostitution is banned in the US?


it's legal in the immediate area outside of las vegas. and in rhode island.

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Why is it banned in the US anyway?


for the cruel irony that it's generally fat people that have to pay for sex.
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#37
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for the cruel irony that it's generally fat people that have to pay for sex.
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#38
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Why is it banned in the US anyway?


Because your country's full of moralising christians, unlike Europe which is full of hedonistic infidels.
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#39
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Because your country's full of moralising christians, unlike Europe which is full of hedonistic infidels.

Why mine? I don't live there.
#40
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Why mine? I don't live there.


Oh.

Replace "your country's" with "the USA".
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