#1
QUESTION! .... Why is it that its called taking a dump, instead of leaving a dump, you're not really taking it with you ...


FUNK THAT!
#3
not if you take a dump in someone's backpack. then theyre taking it for you.

literalism for the win!
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#4
Toilets: The place to leave a dump, not take one.
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#9
Dude! The same thought has crossed my mind many a time. "Why do I say that I'm going to take a sh*t, if really I'm leaving one?" Maybe I should carry around some zip-loc bags with me, just in case I feel like taking one. Or if I ever give one. The reason nobody ever gives a sh*t is because they don't have one to give. That's where the baggies come into play. "Turdbags: just in case you give a sh*t!" I'm gonna get rich off of that someday...
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#10
we have many, many, many sick and twisted individuals on UG.
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#11
Quote by Shard Prime
Dude! The same thought has crossed my mind many a time. "Why do I say that I'm going to take a sh*t, if really I'm leaving one?" Maybe I should carry around some zip-loc bags with me, just in case I feel like taking one. Or if I ever give one. The reason nobody ever gives a sh*t is because they don't have one to give. That's where the baggies come into play. "Turdbags: just in case you give a sh*t!" I'm gonna get rich off of that someday...


You've taken it to a new level ...

FUNK THAT
#13
The stuff itself isn't 'dump.'

To dump. It's an action. To take a dump. You leave a crap, take a dump.

/solved.
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#14
Quote by Fishyesque
The stuff itself isn't 'dump.'

To dump. It's an action. To take a dump. You leave a crap, take a dump.

/solved.


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#17
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Explain blowjob now..

you cant call it "suckjob". its just not cool.
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#18
^^
sumone answer my question

y do they call it a blowjob when they actually suck??
ur answer fails
#19
They call it a blow job because of what the girl is doing. The 'job' 'blows.' It's not the most enjoyable thing for them.
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#21
Quote by Fishyesque
They call it a blow job because of what the girl is doing. The 'job' 'blows.' It's not the most enjoyable thing for them.

u know cause its ur job??
#22
Quote by bowdyyz69
u know cause its ur job??

It's just common sense.
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#23
Quote by bowdyyz69
^^
sumone answer my question

y do they call it a blowjob when they actually suck??
ur answer fails


your mother's rear end fails. miserably.
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#24


This is one of the more interesting threads I've seen in awhile.

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I take dumps all the time! I R TURDBURGLAR!




Reminds me of the "Phantom Pooper".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tL3mFPhyk94
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You could just show her that you have a PS3 and BANG.

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#25
Quote by Fishyesque
It's just common sense.


i smell a hint of a blonde joke but i jst cant track it
#27
Quote by bowdyyz69
^^
sumone answer my question

y do they call it a blowjob when they actually suck??
ur answer fails

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because the job of it is to get the blow (sexy time explosion)
#28
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I take dumps all the time! I R TURDBURGLAR!


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I take dumps all the time! I R TURDBURGLAR!
#29
Quote by Fishyesque
The stuff itself isn't 'dump.'

To dump. It's an action. To take a dump. You leave a crap, take a dump.

/solved.


Well played sir.
#30
Thank you, thank you. I do love a good mystery.

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#32
Quote by bowdyyz69
y do they call it a blowjob when they actually suck??


ha. when i was 12 i though that a blow job meant that a girl just blew on your dick until the sperm shot out of it
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#34
Quote by SacredxSuperman
QUESTION! .... Why is it that its called taking a dump, instead of leaving a dump, you're not really taking it with you ...


FUNK THAT!


Holy **** , this is exactly what i was thinking yesterday when i was taking a dump.
No idea, but what else could it be? Giving a dump? Expulsing a dump? Is that even a word? There are many questions to be asked.
#36
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Why is it that you're such a blowjob?


He doesn't feel like a blowjob
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#37
Y u take mah dump?



Twas mine, biatch!
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#38
Quote by bowdyyz69
i smell a hint of a blonde joke but i jst cant track it


what do you call a blonde with pigtails...


a blowjob with handlebars


that what youwere thinking of
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