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#1
It started a few months when I was on vacation and started eating all sort of things. Couldn't take proper dump back then but thought it was normal cuz poeple always eats lots of stuff during vacation and stuff. But it's been 4 months or so now, and I still can't **** properly. I usually need to wait for a few hours before stuff comes out and it always feels stuffed in "there".

And I don't wanna see the doctor either, cause I don't want some dude looking at my ass either...

HELP ME PIT!
#2
X-lax ftw!
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i just got the boss mt-2 metal zone pedal today. i got the adapter for it but how do i know if its charging?
#4
Plunger.


Seriously.
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#6
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Plunger.


Seriously.


Win!
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i just got the boss mt-2 metal zone pedal today. i got the adapter for it but how do i know if its charging?
#7
go see a doctor could be something serious.
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#8
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And I don't wanna see the doctor either, cause I don't want some dude looking at my ass either...



Go to the ****ing doctor you uptight git! If it's a medical condition then this is hardly the time for your insecurities.
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#9
Are you eating enough fruit and wholegrain bread? Fibre makes your craps awesome.
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#10
Get some fibre, or go to your local Indian restaurant and eat anything with the words 'Mirchi', 'Hot', 'Kashmiri' or 'Achari' attached to it, moreso the 1st and 3rd but the 2nd and 4th will do too.
#11
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Plunger.


Seriously.


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#12
Drink more water, eat more fibres, laxatives... I'd go see a doctor unless those three doesn't work.
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#13
If you don't shit you can more and more ill, and it may come out of your mouth so I'd advise you see a doctor.

Or maybe you're into that sort of thing.
#14
laxatives should do the trick
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#16
ok ill lead a student lifestyle, so I probably don't eat enough fibre and stuff, ill try that before I consider plunging my ass k?
#17
If you don't shit you can more and more ill, and it may come out of your mouth so I'd advise you see a doctor.

Or maybe you're into that sort of thing.


2G1C anyone ?? Hahahaha But seriously man Go To The DOCTOR!!
#19
Thumb up the bum, no harm done

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#20
Go see a doctor you r-tard. It's not like he's going to jerk off while you aren't looking. Are your insecurities worth possibly dying of colon cancer? And yes that could be what it is.
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#21
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#22
^there's No Such Thing!
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#23
Try drinking some strong ass coffee (ie Starbucks or something) that always makes me shart
#25
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Try drinking some strong ass coffee (ie Starbucks or something) that always makes me shart


Actually, I'll plus one that. A coffee and a cigarette works wonders if you're constipated!
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#26
go to the doctors man!

if he tries anything on you just take a **** in his mouth

who knows, you might get there and find it's a female doctor
#27
You should probably think about getting a generous ovular anal therapeutic surgical enlargement
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#28
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go to the doctors man!

if he tries anything on you just take a **** in his mouth

who knows, you might get there and find it's a female doctor



Yeah he can take her out once she has done looking at his ass and ****. Turn on for women that.
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#30
Fibre, man.

Drink some fruit smoothies.

EDIT: Coffee will help too.
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#32
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Go see a doctor you r-tard. It's not like he's going to jerk off while you aren't looking..



how sure of that can you actually be?
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#33
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#35
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how sure of that can you actually be?

yeah, what if he sticks it in there? nobody will believe you.
#36
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And I don't wanna see the doctor either, cause I don't want some dude looking at my ass either...

HELP ME PIT!


We get that a lot in here, it seems lots of people would rather a collection of random stoners than a doctor.

Dude, just tell a doctor you're constipated, they'll believe you without needing to stick their hand up your ass to confirm it.
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#37
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yeah, what if he sticks it in there? nobody will believe you.



exactly! i think people foolishly trust doctors just like the do little old ladies
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#39
Go to wegmans and buy a bunch of boxes of Fitness Crunch Cereal. I nearly blew my @$$ of with that shizz.
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#40
6 flusher this morning. I felt like a proud father until I drowned the little bastard.
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