#4
“The Great Wall of China’s attractive, but he’s too thick"




Didn't think anything in China would ever be considered "too thick."
#6
i hate humans
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#9
Apparently she now claims that she's cheating on it with a fence, seriously.
#12
Quote by Liam4
Apparently she now claims that she's cheating on it with a fence, seriously.



Is this true? why would she trade in a built man like that just because hes hurt for a puny little fence, maybe the fence works for a nice house?
#14
Well, guess wat, I officially state that I'm married to the fact that humanity has failed!!!

Seriously, y don't I jus go bang my head gainst somethin hard? (not a wall tho.) Ya know wat's ironic, this lady's husband is a ****in tourist attraction. This whole thing is gay as hell!

“It’s not just pleasuring myself. I want to please my partner when we make love.” This part makes me puke! Lady, go **** a mother****in human, damn you!
Last edited by Metallist65 at Jun 2, 2008,
#17
..the flying ****? How can a wall give consent to marriage? Or sex? She raped the Berlin Wall.
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#18
Haha! "Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer"! To those who don't speak German, "Berliner-Mauer" means "Berlin Wall"
#19
Quote by dagget
wow your all idiots...its a british tabloid.



Ya its probably fake but still funny to think about.
#20
This is bloody ridiculous. I dont wish to think what she does with her "model husband".........
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#22
Quote by Cyberbob
So....didn't the German Reunification kill her husband in '89?

She's mortified that they mutilated her husband, apparently.
#23
Quote by sgboy666
This is bloody ridiculous. I dont wish to think what she does with her "model husband".........


A-****in-greed.
#24
Quote by Gu1tar K1d
She's mortified that they mutilated her husband, apparently.


Good lord, it's just a piece of masonry!
Then again I do recall stories of men having sex with roads, bikes and exhaust pipes.

Bit of wall pales in contrast really! And it's famous!!
#26
This makes me feel better about my fetishes.
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#27
Well thats the sun for you. I mean how is this news. Sounds like something someone on the pit'd dig up from somewhere haha
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haha
#28
get the feeling like you're talking to a brick wall sometimes?

i bet she does.
#29



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#30
Quote by Liam4
Apparently she now claims that she's cheating on it with a fence, seriously.



People its all true!!! I saw it on Have I got news for you.
#32
"...she was mortarfied..."



that was the lamest pun ever, but i laughed so hard.
#33
Quote by DimebagRob
People its all true!!! I saw it on Have I got news for you.

Same here. Kick ass show.
#34


There's your problem


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Last edited by Stuarttt-1 at Jun 2, 2008,
#36
It is real, I know so from 3 years of high class history.

How humour-based it is though, I am not so sure.