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#1
I updated this, adding really good points others have made [thank you for your opinions]. I'm not changing the word "hot" though. You're not supposed to follow it by word; take the meaning and say it the way you want. Don't be a twat in my thread. This is merely an opinion and does not apply to all women. No one is saying men SHOULD be this way to be liked. This thread is in the Pit after all, you should know better. Play nice.

1. Keep eye contact when talking. Exude confidence not arrogance.
2. Open doors for her.
3. Remember little things about her. And notice them as well.
4. The answer to "Am I fat?" is always "I think you're hot."
5. Compliment sincerely and don't overly sugar-coat criticisms.
6. Bring her flowers.
7. Arrive to a date at least 10 minutes early.
8. Be aggressive in bed.
9. When she tells you about her problems, shut up. Don't help unless asked to.
10. Don't be a nervous wreck when she introduces you to her folks.
11. Don't overdo the cologne. And take a shower.
12. Try to get to know her and let her get to know you. Don't force it, it'll come when it's time.
13. Kiss her gently and hug her properly.
14. Leave her be when she's having one of those days, she'll be back.
15.Give her a back rub and NOT receive oral pleasure afterwards.
16. Talk. As in conversations.
17. Kiss her somewhere other than her lips. Forehead, cheeks, hand, shoulders, etc.
18. Call her by her name every so often [if you use pet names].

Oh and look at Kensai's post somewhere on page 6(ish). Made some good points there.
Add.

It could be as shallow or as serious as you want it to be. Or whatever.
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#3
lol there are gonna be so many immature resonses to this... what were you thinking???
#4
11. Always smile and try to make her laugh, laughter is the best way to keep a relationship
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#6
we have to do all that? crikey, it aint worth it
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#8
Be aggressive in bed


Remember her little irritations and avoid them. For example I went out with a girl that UG would describe as a "Grammar Nazi."


She dumped me for improper use of her colon.
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#9
12. Bang her best mate but do it reallllllly badly so she knows you're making all the effort with her.
#10
Quote by metaldud536
13. If you're winning a Pokemon battle, quickly pull the link cable out and say it was an "accident."
That way you both win.


HAHAH PMSL ... damn i think i love you now metaldud536, now sig that **** :P
#12
Quote by kikaykitko
Let's make a list. No dick in the box or surprise sex please. Unless the girl you're trying to impress has a penis bigger than yours.

1. Keep eye contact when talking. Exude confidence not arrogance.
2. Open doors for her.
3. Remember little things about her.
4. The answer to "Am I fat?" is always "I think you're hot."
5. Compliment sincerely and don't overly sugar-coat criticisms.
6. Bring her flowers.
7. Arrive to a date at least 10 minutes early.
8. Be aggressive in bed.
9. When she tells you about her problems, shut up. Don't help unless asked to.
10. Ask her if you could meet her family.



No girl likes being called 'Hot'. Call her beautiful.
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#14
surpise BUTT sex!

Actually, don't be arrogant. it's a big turn off for them.
#15
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No girl likes being called 'Hot'. Call her beautiful.


KER-CHING!!!
#16
Give her 50 bucks and remind her that you're VD-free.
Every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you
#18
Quote by kikaykitko

9. When she tells you about her problems, shut up. Don't help unless asked to.


much truth here. in my experience.. girls dont' want guys to fix their problem. they just need to unload once inawhile.

start putting in suggestions, and things can get kinda dumb.. and usually end up back at square 1.
Grammar and spelling omitted as an exercise for the reader.
#20
Quote by metaldud536
13. If you're winning a Pokemon battle, quickly pull the link cable out and say it was an "accident."
That way you both win.



wow man. you always have good **** to say. Make me laugh at pretty much every single post.
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#21
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The shortest way to a woman's heart leads directly through her chest. Use a spoon.


Rusty or plastic?
#22
Quote by DanRev
Be aggressive in bed


Remember her little irritations and avoid them. For example I went out with a girl that UG would describe as a "Grammar Nazi."


She dumped me for improper use of her colon.




Congratulations you made me spill my mug of tea

EDIT: Did noone else get this? Because it really is quite humorous.
Last edited by Grundy0 at Jun 2, 2008,
#23
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Rusty or plastic?


Dude, spoons suck. Use...
A SPORK!!
#24
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The shortest way to a woman's heart leads directly through her chest. Use a spoon.

A spork would be better. That way you can pick the heart up without getting your hands messy.
#25
Don't let her hear I Cum Blood. I don't think girls would like that.
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#27
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The quickest way to a girls heart is with a knife..........

I think we've already decided a spork would be the ultimate heart-removing implement.

Next question.
#28
Quote by TheQuailman
The shortest way to a woman's heart leads directly through her chest. Use a spoon.

Is there any other way?
#29
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
No girl likes being called 'Hot'. Call her beautiful.

You don't have to wait until she asks if she's fat. Tell her she's beautiful. Everyday. Trust me, it does wonders. As in anti-PMS wonders.
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#30
15 (is that what we're on?). DONT OVER DO THE COLOGNE
Holy crap. Cologne smells so nasty when overused.
DRINK APPLE JUICE
O.J. will kill you
#31
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I think we've already decided a spork would be the ultimate heart-removing implement.

Next question.


Clockwise or counter-clockwise?
#33
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Clockwise or counter-clockwise?

Both. Use two sporks. You'd get a greater purchase upon the heart when removing it from the chest cavity.
#34
Quote by kikaykitko

9. When she tells you about her problems, shut up. Don't help unless asked to.


My gf would be pissed if when she told me all her problems, i sat there blankly staring at her.
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#35
Quote by MoshMaster101
Both. Use two sporks. You'd get a greater purchase upon the heart when removing it from the chest cavity.


I ment boobs, not hearts. Silly.
#36
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My gf would be pissed if when she told me all her problems, i sat there blankly staring at her.

Well, you kind of have to listen, you know, nod every once in a while, agree. Just don't offer to fix her, she's just venting.
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#37
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I ment boobs, not hearts. Silly.

I don't have any experience with boobs. Only illegally removing organs from random women.
#38
Try to get to know her on the first few dates. Don't jus keep thinkin somethin like, "She was good with the sex last night". Cuz tho that may be true, you should also try to find out things like wat she likes and hates, her pet peeves, etc.
#39
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Well, you kind of have to listen, you know, nod every once in a while, agree. Just don't offer to fix her, she's just venting.


When i do that, she's like "Well...?"

And i'm like "Uhm...Well what? Were you not venting?"

"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HELP ME WITH THESE PROBLEMS, THATS WHAT BOYFRIENDS DO"

Me:
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#40
Quote by IUseAPurplePick
My gf would be pissed if when she told me all her problems, i sat there blankly staring at her.



That dosn't mean you can't reasure her.
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