#1
wow guyz listen to this, get home from work go to the bank to get rent money out, 8 000 missing outa my savings accoutna nd the account is closed, 2200 outa my checkings account and my accounts closed until it gets all sorted out so i have 42 cents until then lol SWEET ****IN LIFE!! lol
#4
That's what you get for getting hookers.


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#8
Are you covered with a responsability warranty? With my bank, I'm responsible up to 50$. Past this, they'll give my money back if my acccount is Hijacked
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#9
Thats real great..........
I hope the fairies bring your money back soon....
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#10
If it's in a bank, you can report a claim that it was stolen. And you can get it back. **** works out funny sometimes.
#11
That's great - If you're used to being homeless. :P
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#12
It's a ****ing nightmare when some **** empties your account, it happened to me last year, some prick bought £200 phone credit and a 4 week European train ticket. Fortunately you usually get your money back at some point
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#13
Hey guys, i just FOUND 10,200 dollars!

What does everyone wanna spend it on?????
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#15
Quote by GibsonRocker14
Hey guys, i just FOUND 10,200 dollars!

What does everyone wanna spend it on?????


Crack
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Your Mother's Got a Penis
#18
you all must have a broken sarcasm detector...
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#19
Quote by GibsonRocker14
Hey guys, i just FOUND 10,200 dollars!

What does everyone wanna spend it on?????

hookers and videogames
my gear:
Jackson DKMG(the one with EMG 81/85's)
b-52 AT 212 100 watt amp
old gear i'll probably sell eventually:
yamaha beginners guitar
gunmetal grey Fender squire strat
Fender 65R amp
#23
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Crack



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+10,200



i loled.
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The time I fell on my face on a trampoline and cracked my neck, then proceded to run around the yard in a blind panic screaming "I hope I'm not paralyzed! OH GOD I THINK I'M PARALYZED!"
#26
aww man, that sucks. I hope you get it back! Boy are you wishing right now that you shoulda spent it on hookers 1 night before...
#29
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+10,200

That's a lot of crack dude.
I'd go for some kind of blimp shaped like a tortoise.
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#30
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so y r u so happy?

Please stop asking dumbass questions.
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