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If you live in the midwestern/southern parts of the US, you know about these little critters. They get in your garage, or around your house lights, or even worse, in your house.

I stayed in my car for 10 minutes because I was so scared of these bugs. Oh geezzz, I hate them. Anyone have any weird stories, or anyone else who is as afraid of these bugs as me?

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In the South East, we get "love bugs".

They're everywhere in the fall.



Yes, they're doing it.
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#3
Those things kick ass

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attack them and kill as much as you can.

They're retarded
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Those things kick ass
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They're retarded

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We have trees SWARMING with june bugs. It's terrifying. They carried my little brother away three years ago. I tried to fight them off but their tenacity was astounding.
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#7
they are pretty annoying, and they always fly at you. but theyre harmless dont be scared
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Those things kick ass

Materials needed
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-helmet(optional

pillow=sheil
broom=sword
helmet=lulz

attack them and kill as much as you can.

They're retarded



But they dive bombed my car. I cannot stand them, I'm getting the shivers just thinking about them.
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Nebraska isn't in the south. I would know, I live there.



So do I....

If you live in the midwestern/southern parts of the US



****, sorry for double post.
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We have trees SWARMING with june bugs. It's terrifying. They carried my little brother away three years ago. I tried to fight them off but their tenacity was astounding.


I definitly dont believe you
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If you live in the midwestern/southern parts of the US, you know about these little critters. They get in your garage, or around your house lights, or even worse, in your house.

I stayed in my car for 10 minutes because I was so scared of these bugs. Oh geezzz, I hate them. Anyone have any weird stories, or anyone else who is as afraid of these bugs as me?


your sig is the answer to the problem. or get a small bb gun to shoot them.
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#12
dude last year me and my friend swung at em w/ baseball bats.
we actually killed afew
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dude last year me and my friend swung at em w/ baseball bats.
we actually killed afew



But they're just so scary!

I can't stand to be around them.
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But they're just so scary!

I can't stand to be around them.

Whats so scary?


Theyre not much bigger than a quarter
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Whats so scary?


Theyre not much bigger than a quarter



I'm not even sure. It all started when they started dive bombing my car, and I couldn't get away from them.

Now I can't stand them.
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We get these here, they fly into windows at night and if I find one inside, I can't sleep for days.
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I'm not even sure. It all started when they started dive bombing my car, and I couldn't get away from them.

Now I can't stand them.

So its just the association with being attacked by a multitude of them that freaks you out
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This is going to sound really blunt, but you're a pussy, dude.

..I've got a spider outside of my house looking at me everytime I smoke a cigarette. Get some real problems.
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#21
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tennis rackets FTW!

June Bugs are crafty bastards, they'll just manage to fly through the holes in the netting.
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This is going to sound really blunt, but you're a pussy, dude.

..I've got a spider outside of my house looking at me everytime I smoke a cigarette. Get some real problems.



Oh, I have plenty of spiders in my house, I sleep in the basement, spiders basically sleep with me.

And I've got plenty, thanks.

It's just, I hate them.
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Oh, I have plenty of spiders in my house, I sleep in the basement, spiders basically sleep with me.

And I've got plenty, thanks.

It's just, I hate them.

Yeah, but are they as creepy as the one outside my house? Mine is probably scarier. It has an egg sack on its back, and I'm pretty sure its spinning lettering in its web to say, "I'm coming for you, Cory."
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Yeah, but are they as creepy as the one outside my house? Mine is probably scarier. It has an egg sack on its back, and I'm pretty sure its spinning lettering in its web to say, "I'm coming for you, Cory."



Well...mine came and hit my arm. And they sound scary.
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They don't bother me that much, cept' during June and July there's always about 50 of their dead bodies floatin around in my pool.
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Well...mine came and hit my arm. And they sound scary.

Mine molested my brother and stole my car. Top that.
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Mine molested my brother and stole my car. Top that.

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Mine molested my brother and stole my car. Top that.



Mine took my mom out on a nice date, brought her back to his place, and never called her again.
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Mine took my mom out on a nice date, brought her back to his place, and never called her again.

No that was me


kidding
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Mine took my mom out on a nice date, brought her back to his place, and never called her again.

Is your mom's name Jane? If so, I think we have the same spider.
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Is your mom's name Jane? If so, I think we have the same spider.



It's Diana, but I wouldn't doubt it if it was the same spider. He doesn't seem like a very nice spider.
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#32
lol dude i used to catch those things when i was a kid... what is there to be scared of they only buzz
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#33
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This is going to sound really blunt, but you're a pussy, dude.

..I've got a spider outside of my house looking at me everytime I smoke a cigarette. Get some real problems.


Me too.

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#34
**** them. **** them in the ass.
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#35


i like the shiny green ones.
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In the South East, we get "love bugs".

They're everywhere in the fall.



Yes, they're doing it.


****ING HATE LOVE BUGS. STUPID ****ERS. ALL THEY DO IS ****.
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#38
I hate these. I see no reason for their existence. God made them to piss me off.

And I think bugs, specifically flying one, are scary as ****. More scary that if I was face to face with an alligator. There is just something about a creature that is too small to simply hit and see and that can move in all directions that I just don't like.
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#39
june bugs are cute, ya they fly at ya, but watch them fly...they bump into everything. chances are they arent trying to fly at you...its more of "buzzzzz buzzzzz, ****! ****! cant control my own damn wings! going for his face! not the hand! not the hand! ITS NOT MY FAULT!


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#40
We have them here, but we call them Christmas beetles because they're only out in between spring/summer.

When I was younger me and my friends used to collect them and see how many we could get. These days I just turn the lights on and hit them with a cricket bat. Good fun.
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