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#1
How does UG answer the phone? "Hey there!" "Hello" "Yellow?" "Aye" "Whatsup"


Well, what is it?


I prefer a good old, long "heeeeeey!"
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#2
Oui allo?
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#4
i dont say anything when I answer the phone. I just pick it up and wait for them to start talking
#5
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"Hello."



Thats a nice one.
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#6
"Hello you've reached George's pizza house, may I take your order?"
#10
"Yeah" when its a good friend and "Hello" for anyone else.
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#13
"Bueno"

and "Hello"
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#15
your on the mike whats your beef
grok it.

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#16
I ignore my phone calls a lot.
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#17
Normally I just say hello.. sometimes I like to switch it up and say "Big Bob's Slaughter house, what's your beef?" That's usually followed by "did I call the right number?" or "Christine stop messing with me"
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#18
"Hi" or "Ohayoo Gozaimasu" or "Aloha" depending on who it is.
If I don't know them then its "Hello"
#19
i say hello.
my dad either screams "YELLOW!!!" at the top of his lungs or he says "its your nickel, spend it any way you want" (tho also at the top of his lungs). its only funny the first time tho, trust me...
#21
On my cell, since i can see who's calling me, i say "Hey" if it's a friend, or "Hello" if it's family. For the home phone, i say "Hello"... then i usually end up clarifying that i am in fact, me, and not my dad.
#23
Ahoy hoy.

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#24
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Ahoy hoy.


bah that's how my boyfriend answers the phone lol
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#25
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bah that's how my boyfriend answers the phone lol

It is from the Simpsons. BOO!
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#28
yah. what do you want?
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#29
I don't answer the phone. Probably because I hate talking on the phone.
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#31
I answer with a very elegant "WHAT THE **** DO YOU WANT!"
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#32
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I ignore my phone calls a lot.


I noticed.

Some old people I know answer by saying "I says hello?"
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#33
I say "Hello" but if it's a friend I say "Talk to me" lol
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#34
I say "Hey, what's up?"

Or

"Hey, What's going on?":
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#36
Haha, we've been calling people in the 'post your number and address' thread. Everyone answers 'Hello?.......Hello?' and sounds a little confused.....and maybe kinda scare, lol. But we've been starting off with 'so i herd u liek mudkipz'.
#37
Depends who's ringing/my mood

99% of the time its hello, the rest its heyup/hiya

or if they lost their signal/line went dead and they rang me back "where'd you go bitch!" lol
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#38
I start growling deeply until they hang up.
You are like a hurricane
There's calm in your eye.
And I'm gettin' blown away
To somewhere safer
where the feeling stays.
I want to love you but
I'm getting blown away.
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