#1
I have just devised an extreemly stupid logic test:

there are two bull**** products for sale ( the kind that have 30 minute long infomercials which say BUT WAIT!!!!11!1 if you call within the next 10 minutes you'll get a second set
free!!!!)

product #1, Get Layed Chewing Gum, if your a repulsive monster who is unable to procure a girlfriend ussage of this product will get you laid 100% guarantee

product #2 Super Mega Suspension Crunch Machine, use this system for six pack abs no matter your fitness level, six pack abs 100% guarantee

Post which of these is COMPLETE bull**** and Which is actually possible
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#2
Neither, they're both bull****.
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#5
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Um is product 1 a date rape drug?


I was sort of thinking that too, after Madcap's post.
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Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools
#7
I think we all have....
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools
#11
Well, you said "there are two bull**** products for sale" so my guess is both of them are bull**** or you are lying about them both being bull****.
#12
Number one, because he never specifies that YOU chew the gum, only "usage" of it will result in "getting laid."
Unconscious chick can't say no?

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#13
I would say that number 1 is complete BS because there is no thing that will cause a girl to have sex with you but if you use something enough to get great abs it will work it just takes a long time. But there could be some trick i'm not seeing so whatever.
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#14
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Number one, because he never specifies that YOU chew the gum, only "usage" of it will result in "getting laid."
Unconscious chick can't say no?


good guess but that's not the answer
#15
product one.


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#16
You said they were both bullshit products. So I'm going with, both!!
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#18
is it the date rape drug or not for #1?
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#19
Well the chewing gum thing seems a bit ridiculous (also known as bull****). So my vote goes to product one.
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#20
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I have just devised an extreemly stupid logic test:

there are two bull**** products for sale ( the kind that have 30 minute long infomercials which say BUT WAIT!!!!11!1 if you call within the next 10 minutes you'll get a second set
free!!!!)

product #1, Get Layed Chewing Gum, if your a repulsive monster who is unable to procure a girlfriend ussage of this product will get you laid 100% guarantee

product #2 Super Mega Suspension Crunch Machine, use this system for six pack abs no matter your fitness level, six pack abs 100% guarantee

Post which of these is COMPLETE bull**** and Which is actually possible
Posts must contain reasons I will post the answer tomorrow. GO!

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