#1
masturbating make you shorter? my friend told me that and i was like WTF?
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#5
masturbation is basically self service sex, only difference is its done solo...if that was the case of getting shorter, every sexually active couple in the world would be shrinking by the feet.
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#6
Dude, masturbation is not bad for you in any way at all. It only lowers the amount of semen in your testicles but that quickly replenishes. And no, it is not possible to run out completely.

So wack away.
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#7
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No. Your friend is an idiot.


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masturbation is basically self service sex, only difference is its done solo...if that was the case of getting shorter, every sexually active couple in the world would be shrinking by the feet.


as opposed to self service sex done with some one else?
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#9
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masturbating make you shorter? my friend told me that and i was like WTF?

Your friend has just owned you.
#10
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No. Your friend is an idiot.


+1, you're also an idiot for just thinking about thinking it was true.
#11
I don't know why you lot are giving him crap. A lot of people back when I was in middle school and high school said the same things, and I believed them for awhile.
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#12
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as opposed to self service sex done with some one else?


no that ment as apposed to couple sex, by saying only difference, difference was referring to 1 on 1 sex, self service sex only referring to masturbation.
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#13
Quote by WolfBlackRiver
no that ment as apposed to couple sex, by saying only difference, difference was referring to 1 on 1 sex, self service sex only referring to masturbation.


yes
but you didnt say all of that
you said self service sex (meaning by your self i assume)
only difference is it idone solo (meaning by your self i assume)
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#14
ok and your point? its a simple mistake, collar your dog.
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#15
since i started jacking off when i was about 6 years old, i've shrunken like 80 cm so i wouldn't do it if i were you.
#17
yes. masturbating will also:

1. Kill small woodland creatures
2. make you blind.
3. Make jesus cry.
4. Turn your palms hairy.
5. cause your penis to fall off.
6. raise gas prices in the US and canada

think about the consequences of your actions next time.
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#18
and really confuse the sperm...."heeeerrrreeeeee we goooooooooooooooo! WAIT! where the **** are WE! i dont see an egg!
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and really confuse the sperm...."heeeerrrreeeeee we goooooooooooooooo! WAIT! where the **** are WE! i dont see an egg!


Hahahahhaa...

And mate it doesn't. I'm 15 and about 6'1 or more, I jack off a lot and I may be at my slow point in growing but I was also jacking off through my fast points lol.
#21
No it doesn't.


...But it does make you go blind.
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#22
Quote by fcukinghostile
masturbating make you shorter? my friend told me that and i was like WTF?

Why would holding your cock in your hand make you shorter?
Honestly, think about it.
#25
Of course fapping it makes you smaller... just look at old people!

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#27
no it doesnt, actually, masturbation is good for you.
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#28
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Of course fapping it makes you smaller... just look at old people!


...what part are you looking at...and why?
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