#1
Is it just me or does anyone else have an asshole step dad?

Today he woke me up to take him to his truck at 5:30am.
I was fine with that.

Then he started going through my wallet for some reason and started getting mad at me because I had condoms in it. Cuz thats what I want a 6am my ****ing step dad yelling at me for having condoms.
P.L.U.R.

We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end

We were fated to pretend
#2
Obviously he's not getting any.
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#4
And obviously you don't need condoms. You're in The Pit. Hello.
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#5
This is why I love the pit.

(Especially Kensai)

I guess I can put up with his bitching, I am moving out this week anyways.
P.L.U.R.

We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end

We were fated to pretend
#6
Does he have a mustache?


He has a mustache doesn't he?
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#7
Ask your mum to wear one of those anti-rape thingies that'll slice into his knob if he tries to pull out.
That'll learn him.
#8
does he want you to have teh aidZ or somthing?
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#9
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And obviously you don't need condoms. You're in The Pit. Hello.

Not everybody in The Pit is a hopeless loser.
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#10
tell him to get the f*ck out your car and walk
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#12
How is that fun?

Anyway if he hates condoms so much get AIDS then rape him without one.
#13
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Not everybody in The Pit is a hopeless loser.

I agree!
I'm at uni, play guitar, bass & piano in numerous bands...

AND I have a girlfriend
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Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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#15
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Not everybody in The Pit is a hopeless loser.


Name one person who isn't.
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#17
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I agree!
I'm at uni, play guitar, bass & piano in numerous bands...

AND I have a girlfriend

shenanigans
#18
My stepdad was AWESOME to me. Way better than my actual Dad
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#19
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#20
I'm a stepdad. I don't think it's fair to stereotype us as assholes. Not nice.

My DAD used to hit me if i didn't wake up in time for school in the mornings and he got mad when he found my porn stash when I was 17!
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#21
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Not everybody in The Pit is a hopeless loser.


Agreed.
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#23
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Is that the episode with fat abbot? if so then its amazing



It is.
#24
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AND I have a girlfriend



same
but my gf is grounded
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#25
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Does he have a mustache?


He has a mustache doesn't he?


why did i laugh at that?
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#26
My friends stepdad is a douche. He made his mom kick him and his sister out of the house and his mom actually did it. Of course my friend flipped out at him.

My other friend has a step who is a dick to but not to that much of a degree.

Hank Hill ( from Kill of the Hill ) had a really nice step dad!
#27
Na, I don't have an asshole stepdad but I know people who don't get along with theirs. Is he normally like this with you?

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Obviously he's not getting any.


Exactly.

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I agree!
I'm at uni, play guitar, bass & piano in numerous bands...

AND I have a girlfriend


Yeah...riiiiiiiight. And I have a penis

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#28
Maybe he was angry because he needed to borrow one, and you didn't have "slim fit"
#29
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Maybe he was angry because he needed to borrow one, and you didn't have "slim fit"

or the fact they were Durex Extra Safe for anal intrusions?

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Yeah...riiiiiiiight. And I have a penis

Honest, her number and myspace is:

078460256892
www.myspace.com/P.I.T_Monkey

Seriously though, do you you have a penis?
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Is there any black people on UG?
I don't think a lot of black people play guitar anymore.

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they all kinda went extinct after hendrix really.


Needless to say, I lol'ed.

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#30
Argh.. My stepdad is, with all honesty, the most unlikeable and horrible person I've ever had the misfortune of meeting. ****.
We have a mutual hatred for each other. I can't ****ing wait to move out..
But I feel sorry for my mum, becasue she's the one who has to put up with us screaming at each other constantly. It must be really unpleasant.
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#31
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Honest, her number and myspace is:

078460256892
www.myspace.com/P.I.T_Monkey

Seriously though, do you you have a penis?


I think so...
*and dammit, I clicked that myspace link hoping for teh pr0nz *
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Gonna make a whole lotta money

Gonna be big yeah...
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#32
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or the fact they were Durex Extra Safe for anal intrusions?



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Honest, her number and myspace is:

078460256892
www.myspace.com/P.I.T_Monkey

Seriously though, do you you have a penis?

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