#1
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/154564/Man-Admits-Having-Sex-With-1-000-Cars.html

"There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving."

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#5
Olde.

EDIT: People who say old or olde are generally spamming.
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#6
its not as good as the bike who got caught having sex with a bicycle
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you're a funny, funny man, chimp in a tux... funny indeed.
#8
Quote by GrEgUms1991
Can't blame the guy. I mean i just love wanking off to pics of trains.

You're next. Dont believe me? It starts out all innocent....

First, you masturbate to hot wheels, then you move on to Tonka Trucks. Soon you'll be looking at all the bicycles with a gleam in your eye. Then sooner or later, BAM! your penis is in the tailpipe of a car.
#9
Quote by GrEgUms1991
Can't blame the guy. I mean i just love wanking off to pics of trains.


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Quote by Doppelgänger
You could always just sleep beside your refrigerator.

Guitar:
- Ibanez S670FM w/ JB
- Fender 'Lite Ash' Stratocaster
- Fender '72 Deluxe Telecaster
- Arbiter LP Jr. Doublecut
Amp:
- Laney VC15

'72 Tele Appreciation Group
RIP DIO
#12
Older than Jesus.
''Technological advancements are like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.'' - Albert Einstein
#13
Quote by The Spoon
You're next. Dont believe me? It starts out all innocent....

First, you masturbate to hot wheels, then you move on to Tonka Trucks. Soon you'll be looking at all the bicycles with a gleam in your eye. Then sooner or later, BAM! your penis is in the tailpipe of a car.


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#14
Well as long as the cars consent, I don't see a problem.
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#16
how exactly would that work... have you ever tried grabbing a muffler after a cars been running? guy prolly looks like spawn from the waist down
#17
ye olde searchbar may come in handy, theres been a thread, and a documentary on channel 5 about it, keep up.