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The Dwarf Sebastian de Mora

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In the 19th century and the first half of the 20th century, midget was a medical term referring to an extremely short but normally proportioned person, and was used in contrast to dwarf, which denoted disproportionate shortness. Like many other older medical terms, as it became part of popular language, it was often used in a pejorative sense. When applied to a person who is very short, midget is now often considered offensive, an example of the euphemism treadmill.

Oompa Loompas freaked the ever loving shit out of me when I was a youngling, but lets just put that aside. Midgets are the are the cats pajamas. My cousin is a midget and he knows how to party just like you or me, so lets dedicate a thread to midgets (or dwarf/little person/whatever the hell floats your boat) They can skate damn good too, look...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiKRYjkjRz8

Post and share all things midget here. Stories, news,pictures, videos, jokes (cause midgets have a sense of humor too!), etc.


One time me and my friend were at Sonic (a drive in fast food restaurant) and a Midget brought out our food on roller skates! I made a new friend that day.

M
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Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
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I'm as serious as the other side of the pillow... wait.
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Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
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Quote by Sabu


Hell yeah.



Wow pwnt.
''Technological advancements are like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.'' - Albert Einstein
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Quote by Grundy0
IX: Remember that midgets are Holy unto Me; thou shalt not overlook them.




Midgets are people too yo!
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Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
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When I was younger I had a strange obsession with midgets, but then I realized that I wouldn't be able to ride roller coasters if I were one so I kinda gave it up...
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I just realized watching that video, I can't think of any midgets I've seen with hair (or very much) except chick midgets but I'm talking about guys.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
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a midget appreciation thread?

This place has everything!
"If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, 'I wish you would not grant me this wish', what would you do?"

"Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out'?"
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Quote by killsPEACHES
When I was younger I had a strange obsession with midgets, but then I realized that I wouldn't be able to ride roller coasters if I were one so I kinda gave it up...

Unless it this roller coaster!


Midget approved!
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Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
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Comparing midgets and oompa loompas is like comparing tigers and lions.

They may be the same shape, but only the female lions hunt.


And oompa loompas are orange with green hair and can only communicate through the medium of song and dance.
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This looks like its going to be a midget piss take thread :S xD
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Quote by pl0x
This looks like its going to be a midget piss take thread :S xD

I so, I had no intention of it being that way.

<_<

>_>
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Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
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Quote by Sabu


Hell yeah.





Midget's are the best.

Near one of the last days of algebra, we were having an orientation, for the kids at Ethridge (Their grades only go up to 8, so they have to choose to go to Leoma/LCHS/SHS). One of my friends gets up, and says "HEY LOOK, THEY HAVE A MIDGET!!" Everyone ran to the window to see her. I felt sorry for her
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best show eva
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Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
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Midget Mac iz da playa fo sho
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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Quote by Tire Me.



Here's something nice:


Woah! Lets keep it midget friendly here! ...
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Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
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Quote by -BlackZeppelin-


best show eva

I agree... love that show...

and True Life, when those two got engaged


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So much down syndrome

remember UG Community? thought so.
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in all due respect to the midgets.

this thread made me giggle
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Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
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I swear someones spiked my drink...*Rubs eyes*

Wait..Wat??!!

*Walks of thread*
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Quote by ddranthony92
WTF Must you make like so many Epic threads?!


I agree. I think BlackZeppelin has a hat full of random words, and he picks one at random to make a thread out of....And tonight, the random word is "MIDGETS!"


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Quote by Moggan13
I agree. I think BlackZeppelin has a hat full of random words, and he picks one at random to make a thread out of....And tonight, the random word is "MIDGETS!"



Yea, i mean he just doesn't..THINK of Epic Threads...theres gotta be like some method to it..
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Quote by Moggan13
I agree. I think BlackZeppelin has a hat full of random words, and he picks one at random to make a thread out of....And tonight, the random word is "MIDGETS!"



Quote by ddranthony92
Yea, i mean he just doesn't..THINK of Epic Threads...theres gotta be like some method to it..



<_<

>_>
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Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
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Quote by ddranthony92
Yea, i mean he just doesn't..THINK of Epic Threads...theres gotta be like some method to it..


ENOUGH!
BlackZeppelin! Pucker up! Time for some official ass-kissing!
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How tall is the worlds tallest midget?
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Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
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I totally would......but your little fag-fest at the bottom of the OP made me reconsider.

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Quote by valennic
I totally would......but your little fag-fest at the bottom of the OP made me reconsider.

what is this about?
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Quote by Fred1000000
BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
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