#3
wear lots of clothing. 3 pairs of underwear, 2 pairs of socks etc. etc.
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#4
wear a lot of clothes.
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#5
hahahahahha.....



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#8
Let the guys win
Make the girls lose
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#9
Wear sunglasses and a hat to hide your expressions.

It doesn't matter who wins, 'cause the result will probably be the same.

Ohhhh yeaah.
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#11
Quote by Punkable_Tabs
Got any?

I play this weekend with my gf and I don't wanna lose

So any help?


Dude...either way when you pull it out, she's gonna do something, why do you think she's gonna play strip poker with you, you strip, you're gonna pok-er, get it? lol.
#12
Strip poker, methinks that's code for strip and then poke 'er.

Also know as sex.

From the sound of things, not going is the only way you could lose.

EDIT: I can't believe I got beaten to that pun! I thought I would be the only one corny enough to stoop that low.
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#13
Quote by metalcore123
make sure the strippers arent dudes dressed as firemen


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#15
Lol. I should of realized that I should just tripple up on clothes. This thread will go no where quick.
#16
Quote by pancakes
hahahahahha.....



EDIT: Can I come play too?


Bring females!

Or guys that look femimine...>.>
#17
Always make sure you're the first person to get naked first.
When you're naked, stand up, start jumping up and down and dance right next to the other players so that your meat is jingling in their faces.
Maybe you might get sex.
#18
Advice on winning huh?


Here's something:


Don't lose.
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How old are you?



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#20
No, the start naked thing is the best idea, that way you can get sexed without the poker.
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#21
find her tell in the first two hands, once you get it, it's a one way ticket to boob land!
Out here you've gotta know where your towel is!
#23
Just have fun with it, it's a game that's going to end in sex. Just have fun.
#24
Quote by SG thrasher
Don't play if you're fat, nobody needs to see that shit.


I mean't it as a joke?
#25
why do you care if you lose???

being naked with your girlfriend is not a bad thing.....

actually, i would put that in the category of good things.
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#26
Last time I played strip poker...only 2 people there knew how to play poker...so we played pontoon
Everytime someone got pontoon/blackjack, they got to make someone else take of some clothes.

For some reason the guy next to me got like 5 blackjacks and used 3 of them on me!
Im like 42% sure he's not gay...so why would he do it?!!??
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#28
Quote by whatamidoinhere
Last time I played strip poker...only 2 people there knew how to play poker...so we played pontoon
Everytime someone got pontoon/blackjack, they got to make someone else take of some clothes.

For some reason the guy next to me got like 5 blackjacks and used 3 of them on me!
Im like 42% sure he's not gay...so why would he do it?!!??

that made me lol
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I say pwnd/owned alot, and n00b even more frequently.


It comes up every few seconds actually. I actually said "imma pwn j00 n00b" to my girlfriend i think. She had no idea what i wastalking about, so i pwnt her n00b ass.
#31
learn how to trick deal. I never lose when I pull it off. Look it up online like on magic websites and stuff.
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#32
Ace >King >Queen > Joker.
...Up to the battlefield to where the spirits walk...
#33
Quote by whatamidoinhere
Last time I played strip poker...only 2 people there knew how to play poker...so we played pontoon
Everytime someone got pontoon/blackjack, they got to make someone else take of some clothes.

For some reason the guy next to me got like 5 blackjacks and used 3 of them on me!
Im like 42% sure he's not gay...so why would he do it?!!??

Because the other 68% that thinks he's gay is probably right.
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#34
Quote by We'realltoBlame
Because the other 68% that thinks he's gay is probably right.


****, I'd turn gay for a man made from 110%...
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#35
Wear a ton of clothes. She'll probably think it's funny. And why do you care about losing? You'll prob get laid either way.
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#36
Quote by Jonn0
****, I'd turn gay for a man made from 110%...




Exactly what I was thinking... sadly.
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