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#1
Well, one time when my girlfriend stayed over at my house i decided foolishly to check out UG and The Pit, ohhhh what a foolish mistake i made.

When my girlfriend goes home the next day she goes onto ultimate guitar and the forums and looks at every single one of my posts and says that i've "lied" to her (i don't know what it was about she didnt tell me ) but yeah, she was in a very bad mood with me for a day all's good now though.


My girlfriend, whom i love very much will probably see this thread too i have to watch every single thing i put from now on!

Oh Wellllll

Has anyone else been in a similar situation? (Got in trouble with friends/family Via forums)
#5
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
UG > her


lol
Quote by The Spoon
Unless you're sure she likes you, telling her you like her has a 110% chance of failing.

But hey, at least you have a 10% chance of absolutely guaranteeing failure.
#6
There are far too many faces in that post.
How I wish, how I wish
That the world, that the world
Had just one
THROAT
And my fingers were around it


Literature thread
#7
Quote by Kid_Thorazine
wow, maximum PHAIL.


Yeah.. ouch haha.

(ps. to the girl, I'm free this weekend.. )
Quote by 20cdndollars
You are god, floppypick



Floppydick


If that's how you read my name, leave a message saying so on my profile
#8
Quote by Von.
There are far too many faces in that post.


Yeah, i put alot of faces on MSN aswell, Habbit
#9
does she have nothing better to do than check EVERY one of your posts?

plus, if you are in any kind of a decent relationship and you are open enough with her, she shouldnt be surprised by anything that you post....

just my two cents tho
Remember through sounds
Remember through smells
Remember through colors
Remember through towns
-Modest Mouse, "Novocaine Stain"
#12
There's only one way to fix this.


Rape.(Don't kill me GF o TS!! )

No seriously, what did you lie to her about?
"We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment"

Tool, anyone?
Alter Bridge, maybe?
A bit of John Mayer?
Some beethoven sounds delightful, as well.
#13
Quote by xAbyssusx
Yeah, i put alot of faces on MSN aswell, Habbit



Who's this Habbit you speak of?
#16
Yup, I look at the history on my dad's computer and he regularly checks my UG account. He tries to cover up by saying that he's looking at my reviews, but who reads the same review 5 times a week?


He's probs reading this right now, or perhaps a couple of days later. Hi Dad! Please, I get the hint. And in addition to that contact cleaner for the amp I think I may need to shell out £60 on new valves because they are probs more brittle than a calcium-deficient Victorian pensioner's bones. Now you will read this, but obviously cannot confess and this shall result in much awkwardness. I love being a smartass.
#17
Quote by Pedalboard
There's only one way to fix this.


Rape.(Don't kill me GF o TS!! :bowdown: )

No seriously, what did you lie to her about?


I dont know

she didn't tell me

It's in the past now anyways
#18
similar to a Hobbit?
Quote by bucktheduck

Call me troll, call me psychopath. In the end, I shall stand above you all as you drown in a pool of sex and filth. It will explode your corrupted bodies, and I will walk above the wreckage as a pure man.


Quote by DieGarbageMan

Haggard13 i are impressed
#19
haha once i was reading a thread in MT and my dad came down, and by now ive pretty much just learned to ignore signatures but somehow i managed to not see someons signature that said FAGGOT in giant letters, and my mom was liek wth is this? hah
<Raven> I got so baked last night
<Raven> that I WOKE UP high o_o
<Raven> Do you have any idea how euphoric that is?
<Raven> I felt like I was being born.
#20
i'd go with suprise buttrape

Emotion = true music

Gear

Vantage 718dt-1
Epi Special II
Crate V Series 212 18w
Fuzz Factory
MXR Phase 90
#21
Hey, xAbyssusx's girlfriend! If you're reading this right now, pics pleez? He told me you were really hot.
#22
I try not to let any of my friends see UG.

They actually kind of like me, and I want that to last.
The.
#23
Quote by IHATECHILDREN
I try not to let any of my friends see UG.

They actually kind of like me, and I want that to last.



Jerry?
#24
My wife quite often sits and reads over my shoulder while I'm on UG. I get hit alot at times but oh well.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#25
You can write whatever the **** you want
If she doesn't accept it, gtfo
be yourself
#26
yes.. my mom walked in while i was on some relationship forum.. and was asking me about homework. i started mindlessly scrolling (BIG MISTAKE) when a picture that looking like it was taken from the "pain olympics" popped up.. great..
Quote by Nakon14




Gear:
Epiphone Les Paul Studio
Crate GTD65
Vox DA5
#27
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
UG > her

+1
Quote by metaldud536
Because there is a bomb in the lasagna!


Quote by Kid_Thorazine
make loud howling noises and throw your feces at them whenever they bring it up, I suggest that your GF does the same.
#28
Quote by IHATECHILDREN
I try not to let any of my friends see UG.

They actually kind of like me, and I want that to last.


+1
-Andrew H
band: syncopated groove punch
#29
Quote by CryingAlone
i'd go with suprise buttrape



Me too
Gear:
Epiphone G-400 Ebony
Line-6 UberMetal, EchoPark
Boss RC-2 Loop Station
Traynor YCV50Blue, Bass Mate 25, Guitar Mate 15
#30
GF's & Wives are jealous of anything you pay attention to other than them.

If she's getting to be a real P.I.T.A. then you know what to do, don't you? Time is short, the night is young.
#31
Quote by MeGaDeth2314
Hey, xAbyssusx's girlfriend! If you're reading this right now, pics pleez? He told me you were really hot.

He told me she was short fat and ugly.

Quote by IHATECHILDREN
I try not to let any of my friends see UG.

They actually kind of like me, and I want that to last.

You have friends?
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#32
Quote by Jackal58
He told me she was short fat and ugly.



No i never

She's not btw, shes EDIT: Hot

Better?
Last edited by xAbyssusx at Jun 3, 2008,
#33
...you're CHEATING on me!?!??!?!
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
#35
Quote by xAbyssusx
No i never

She's not btw, shes fineee

say that she is hot...ifor her "fine" is not enough (even is she is fugly)
Quote by Vagabond21
Ewww the searchbar is a slut, it gets used everyday...

Quote by tremeloud

The brain says "hey, lets be friends" and the dick says "hey, lets get those clothes off, eh?"

Quote by Nilpferdkoenig
Yeaaaaaah, Huuuuuhuuuu, Saaaaaaah and MASTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR are all Hetfield memes.
#36
Quote by theking182
...you're CHEATING on me!?!??!?!


No...i...Never

Its not what it looks like
#37
Quote by magnum1117
say that she is hot...ifor her "fine" is not enough (even is she is fugly)


Better?
#38
It didnt happen to me, but I thought of it.
no one outside UG shall know about my UG life!
#40
Quote by xAbyssusx
No...i...Never

Its not what it looks like

mmmHMMMM...
well you better get to explaining missus.
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
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