#1
so i recently have had the urge to go out and get a decent looking prostitute but not for sex to simply talk. seriously.
#4
weird
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#5
Seems like an interesting idea assuming you can keep the conversation rolling for your whole time. If you get any silences, though, she'd probably get irritable once you started talking again.

EDIT: And for the two "weird" posts, remember, Frenchy made a thread warning against that if it becomes a huge chain.
#6
Haha, I'd do it, but only for the lulz.
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#8
is this the part of your life you turn into bobbie deniro get a mohawk and start killing pimps and drug dealers maybe start driving a cab for a job?lol
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#10
any one else see the catcher in the rye reference here?? im surprised ur username doesnt have holden in it somewhere..

and yes, u are weird. prostitutes = sex for money and nothing else.
#11
like, to interview her about life on the streets as a prostitute, or just to shoot the breeze?

first answer: hey, youre a quirky independant individual.
second answer: go find some damn friends.
#12
Methinks that your urge to chat with an person that works in the adult industry is rather perplexing. You might want to consider talking to a friend.
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#15
I take it your favorite movie is Taxi Driver....are you going to kill her pimp?
#16
No! My friend and I were talking about having a prostitute over on april fools day and when she gets there, we would engage in intense monopoly and candyland.


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#17
lol could be fun

ur still gonna do her right?
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any one else see the catcher in the rye reference here?? im surprised ur username doesnt have holden in it somewhere..

and yes, u are weird. prostitutes = sex for money and nothing else.

Gah!

Now I feel like a dick

#19
I'm gonna guess you just read Catcher in the Rye


EDIT:
And I just noticed the few other people that caught it too, haha
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#22
If you want to experience that for free just hang out outside of a detox clinic and talk to the addicts.

I assure you a few of em have taken money for sex. Won't cost you a dime.

and yeah, on the weird scale that's somewhere between L. Ron Hubbard and that flying spaghetti monster thing.
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#23
dude, ur just gna keep gettin flamed for plaigarising catcher in the rye and tryin to make an "interesting" forum topic...
#25
I kinda know where he is coming from, I think it would be interesting to see what a prostitute thinks about life and such. I like hearing other people views on issues. Certainly would make for an interesting conversation.
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I kinda know where he is coming from, I think it would be interesting to see what a prostitute thinks about life and such. I like hearing other people views on issues. Certainly would make for an interesting conversation.


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#29
what would you talk about?
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catcher in the rye much?
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