Poll: Well?
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Pharaoh
20 40%
U.S. President
5 10%
Emperor of Rome
12 24%
Russian Dictator (such as Stalin)
4 8%
Native American Chief
9 18%
Voters: 50.
#1
Well?

If you're the pharaoh, you basically have complete control, but if you're the president, the media makes **** about you and you can't really do that much for your country. The downside to being pharaoh is that you have to be in that time, too, so no technology/video games/mp3 players.

But maybe they had some pretty sweet Egyptian-guitars?
#3
Pharaoh. No question. I mean, you get slave girls, you get to kill people, does the president get to do that? No. He sits on his ass, does paperwork, and masturbates to pictures of Barack Obama.............<_<

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#4
Pharaohs were gods incarnate. No one could command such a power as a Pharaoh.
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#5
Pharaoh. I've had an interest in that period of history since I was a child, and it would be cool to experience it firsthand, especially if I got free grapes and wimminz with it.
#10
Pharohs kick some mother****in ass!!!!!!!!!!!

Pharoh ftw.
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Emperor of Rome.


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#12
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Emperor of Rome.


Seconded. I mean, being a Pharaoh is cool and all but only if you can avoid that whole plague thing.
#14
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Emperor of Rome.

The emperor of rome in it's prime had all the power. Had wimminz and got free grapes plus much much more. He got to watch people die in a big dome!
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#17
pharoah only because my life span would be about 20-30 years younger if i was the roman emperor. damn backstabbing romans...(not racist to present day italians of course)

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#18
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pharoah only because my life span would be about 20-30 years younger if i was the roman emperor. damn backstabbing romans...(not racist to present day italians of course)

u were a god!


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#19
pharoah's have complete control. endless woman no matter how they look. and can kill people just cause they feel like it

they wouldnt however masturbate to pictures of hillary clinton
#20
My goal in life is to be the next Caligula.
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#21
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The emperor of rome in it's prime had all the power. Had wimminz and got free grapes plus much much more. He got to watch people die in a big dome!

ill think you'll find that alexander the great commanded far more territory and power than the Roman empire ever did.
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#22
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Native chief.


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#23
I'd say Pharaoh. I think you'd be a lot less likely to be assassinated if you were Pharaoh than if you were Emperor of Rome. A Pharaoh is seen as a god and few people would dare attempt to kill one, whereas Roman Emperors had a tendency to die violently, like Caligula and Commodus, who were assassinated under orders from their own freaking Senate.

Also, while Rome's empire was much larger and more powerful, it would be a much more difficult job to manage it than Egypt. You'd also be treated more respectfully by your own people in Egypt, since, well, you are a god and all.
#24
Augustus was like the only Emperor to not be murdered while in power so the good times might not last that long

And Caligula ****ed his sister like they were pornstars so.....
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#25
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Et tu, Brutus?
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Hmm...personally, I think Egyptian pharaoh is pretty badass.
#26
i'd be a Japanese emperor,u get ****in ninja bodyguards and ****, ppl can't even look at you
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#27
pharaoh, if only for the statues that would be built of me. you try to do that as president and you will come off as a self-absorbed dick.
#28
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i'd be a Japanese emperor,u get ****in ninja bodyguards and ****, ppl can't even look at you


Yeah, you'd also have no actual power.
#30
american president because i could wtch tv, play some bass and there is a much smaller chance of assassination
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#32
Native American Chief

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