#1
Is it safe to have sex with a girl who is pregnant, meaning would it hurt the baby or the mom?
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Well it depends.

If she's two weeks pregnant i'm sure you'll be fine, but if she's eight months you might just poke the baby so i wouldn't do that.
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#8
it can trigger labor in the third trimester, but unless you have like a 12 inch dick and impale her with it you should be fine. oh and sex thread.
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Well it depends.

If she's two weeks pregnant i'm sure you'll be fine, but if she's eight months you might just poke the baby so i wouldn't do that.

lol that would never happen. i dont think some people know basic anatomy.

its safe to have sex and ive known it to be recomened. but id assume that some positions would be uncomfortable with her.
#12
you wont poke the baby, its fun unless you start pounding her hard enough for miscarriage, which she'll probably be able to warn you about
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#16
if it doesn't cause bleeding or hurt the woman, then all is fine. i'm not turned on by prego bellies, but whatever floats your boat....perv.
#17
Yeah, its safe. Go for it.

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#19
penetration + fellatio= the fun of ****in a pregnant woman.
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I'm pretty sure that sex will not harm the baby.
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#24
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no... the baby will crawl out of her vagina and start sucking your dick

aargh sick, thats sick.
#26
Supposedly, women that are preggers have much stronger orgasms than non-pregnant women. As long as she isn't ready to pop, then I say go for it.
#27
Yeah, it's safe. Just take it easy.

Also, a little side-info.... Sex puts the baby to sleep from the "gentle rocking." I think some sex is also recommended.
#28
Just for the record, my girl isn't pregnant, I was just curious to see what the Pit had to offer because quite frankly some of your responses make me chuckle. And yes, I did look this up before hand and no it's not bad unless you go down on her and blow in her vagina in which case you will cause a blood clot possibly killing the mother and the child or she or her family has history of miscarriage or pre-term delivery.
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As far as i've heard sex can actually be beneficial for pregnant womens, i forget why exactly.
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#30
yeah, it's fine. it might be uncomfortable for both though. sometimes if she passes her due date, it is encouraged to have sex.
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#31
if you have sex while a girl is pregnant, its great!
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#32
Not only all of this, but you can rawdog safely. I mean, if its your kid, you might as well have fun. if its not your kid, you might as well have even more fun.
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#33
No. I doubt your member is long enough to poke the baby in the eye. Even if it was mecha long still.......... no.
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People who are dumb enough to find Dane Cook funny shouldn't be allowed to mate.

I'm pretty sure that sex will not harm the baby.


god youre an idiot.

no sex wont harm the baby. but bleh, i just find it gross and creepy, so i wouldnt do it. you know youre sticking your dick like a couple of inches away from your unborn son.
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