#1
AGH! I have a horrible fear of insects with multiple long legs (spiders, cockroaches, crickets, etc.) and I was just about to hop in bed for the night, and I saw a cockroach slide between my bed and the wall. I tried to get it, but when I touched it, it just scurried in further! What do I do?!

I really don't want to sleep on the floor... Besides, it could still crawl out and get me!

Ugh, I feel like such a small child...

EDIT: Nevermind. I figured out that cockroaches are really stupid. I was standing there, and I had no idea where it was, when all of a sudden it came crawling out to the middle of my floor. I proceeded to place a napkin in front of it (so that I could keep my carpet clean), and beat the HELL out of it with a shoe. It is now flushed into eternity, the catalyst being my toilet.

I feel a lot better about myself now, although this thread is completely pointless because of it
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Last edited by Firequacker at Jun 4, 2008,
#2
Burn down the house.
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#4
I hate roaches too.
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#6
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+1
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#9
KILL IT WITH FIRE!! But, anyway..Sleep somewhere else, I hate insects too.
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#10
Flick it off with your finger. Not that hard.

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#12
I hate roaches too. I don't even know why, they just gross me out more than anything.
#13
Oh, come on! Don't be such a pussy.
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#15
It can't crawl out and rape you if you crawl under and rape it first.
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#16
yeah they are bad here too, I just finished spraying down my room with insect killer, this respirator is itchy as hell too.
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#17
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Oh, come on! Don't be such a pussy.


Hey, I ended up beating the sh!t out of it. You should be proud of me.
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#18
you better eat it now. real men eat what they kill.
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Hey, I ended up beating the sh!t out of it. You should be proud of me.
And you are now feasting upon its flesh, presumably?
#21
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you better eat it now. real men eat what they kill.


Yea, unless you're one of those damn rednecks who just kill things for fun.
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#24
Quote by Firequacker
AGH! I have a horrible fear of insects with multiple long legs (spiders, cockroaches, crickets, etc.) and I was just about to hop in bed for the night, and I saw a cockroach slide between my bed and the wall. I tried to get it, but when I touched it, it just scurried in further! What do I do?!

cut its legs off...
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#26
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Hey, I ended up beating the sh!t out of it. You should be proud of me.


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#27
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Yea, unless you're one of those damn rednecks who just kill things for fun.

He's right. You don't wanna be a redneck do you?
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#28
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He's right. You don't wanna be a redneck do you?


I live in Missouri...

But Chesterfield. That's the good part, that's definitely NOT deepsouthern. We're actually quite sophisticated, here. We even have rap music!

Although it makes me die inside, it is still further evidence I'm not a hick redneck.


EDIT: Wait... what if that was just the brother-cockroach of a huge family of big-daddy-cockroaches living in the back of the minifridge I use as a nightstand?!
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#29
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I live in Missouri...

But Chesterfield. That's the good part, that's definitely NOT deepsouthern. We're actually quite sophisticated, here. We even have rap music!

Although it makes me die inside, it is still further evidence I'm not a hick redneck.

you better prove it by taking pictures of you eating it.
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#30
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#31
I live in Missouri and I've never heard of Chesterfield, so I think you're making it up.


Either that or I don't get out of the house much, which is probably the correct anwser
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#33
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I live in Missouri and I've never heard of Chesterfield, so I think you're making it up.


Either that or I don't get out of the house much, which is probably the correct anwser


It's in West County. I think I made it sound like a big area.. It's around Manchester, Ballwin, Town and Country, Wildwood, those places. It's about 20-30 minutes from Eureka, an hour and a half from Rolla, and 30 minutes from downtown.
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#36
Funny. Cause your mom is in my bed.

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