#1
Pit,

moments ago, i just opened my Nantucket nectar apple juice in preparation to study, take a sip, and...

LO AND BEHOLD, there is GLASS in my mouth. I examine the cap and i find crushed glass lining the inside curve of the cap.

I already sent them a "Contact Us" letter. I checked the pop-up seal before drinking.

What do you suggest i do about this? [id be happy if they sent me a free drink, tbh]
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#2
Crush up some more glass, eat it, note the symptoms, and send them their defective bottle.

Sue.

???

... You know the next step...
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#3
Quote by Firequacker
Crush up some more glass, eat it, note the symptoms, and send them their defective bottle.

Sue.

???

... You know the next step...

Profit?

Amidoinitright?

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#4
sue!
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#5
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Profit?

Amidoinitright?

I found glass in a bottle of beer once. Complain and they give you free shit

... howd you write that?
#6
eh, i dont really feel like suing. I'm against the whole 'sue for every little thing' culture here in america

although free stuff... no objections there
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#7
Check the label to make sure it's not glass flavored.

'Cause if it was, and you wrote them, you'd feel like a total dick.
#8
dammit....

its 100% salted sea glass...
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#9
demand money for your silence.

or at least lifetime supply of said juice.
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#10
Quote by Kivarenn82
demand money for your silence.

or at least lifetime supply of said juice.

but what if all said juice had glass in it?



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#13
I eat a bowl of glass every morning. It makes me a man.


But now my stomach hurts
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#14
My mate complained when the new green m&m's were introduced that his pack didn't have enough of his favorite red m&m's in it, so they sent him a box with 5x1kg packs of just red m&m's. Complain enough and you can get anything!
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My mate complained when the new green m&m's were introduced that his pack didn't have enough of his favorite red m&m's in it, so they sent him a box with 5x1kg packs of just red m&m's. Complain enough and you can get anything!


now i wish i had found glass in a bag of m&m's...
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#16
...I...PUT THE GLASS...IN THE JUICE!!!

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#17
That happened to my mother. She contacted them, and they sent her a box with a small plastic bottle, and something to get the glass out with, and wanted her to send it back with the glass in the bottle. She didn't, because she's stubborn, but you should if that happens to you.
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#18
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...I...PUT THE GLASS...IN THE JUICE!!!

Cookie to whoever gets it.

Eternal shame to anyone that doesn't.


I PUT THE SCREW IN THE TUNA!!

(cookie)?

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