#1
Right,I've lost my shoes.
I'm leaving in 20 minutes,I've searched everywhere.

They may be in mum's room as I was in there talking to her last night,do I go into her room in 10 minutes and disturb her sleep?
or do I hope she wakes up by 8 and possibly get another bus,risking me missing the last train for a couple of hours?

Tim

#2
Grab your balls and shake em a lil, then ram your moms door down and if she raises a word pull up a large butcher knife just for show and a maddening look in your eyes. That'll make her shut it.

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#3
just sneak in there without waking your mom up. if she does, you're only getting your shoes, its not like you hid pot in there or anything.


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#5
???? Just wear some other shoes??
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#7
go buy new shoes duh
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#8
I don't have any other shoes,these are my last pair.
And I don'thave any money atm,plus how do I buy new shoes without shoes to go out in?
#9
you stop asking the internet for the answers to every one of your lives little questions. have some self confidence! you dont need someone to consult every time you want to make choice.

God you sound like my girlfriend :/
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#10
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I don't have any other shoes,these are my last pair.
And I don'thave any money atm,plus how do I buy new shoes without shoes to go out in?

ITS A PARADOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


you need shoes, but to go out to buy the shoes that you need, you have to have shoes to go out! OMFG!

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#11
Solution= Two Kleenex boxes. If it was good enough for Mr. Burns it's good enough for you.