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#1
I have a sister who's into pop/soul/hip-hop/rnb etc and she hates my kind of music
(Metal/rock n roll/hardcore etc)

So today my sister was not responding to our moms attempts to wake up her up.

So when she got frustrated I asked if I could try my own method to wake her up.

When I got permission.(So that my sister couldn't beat the crap out of me because of the way I woke her up)
I set up my amp next to my sisters bed.
Got the wires set.
Plugged in.
And started playing "Seasons in the Abyss"

To which she woke and promptly fell off the bed.
And i loled.

So UG
Any other ways to irritate a sibling ?
*hopes no one notices lack-of-sig*

o noez !
we've been spotted.
ruuuuuuuun


my username was a mistake

get used to it.
#7
holy **** i know this is the pit but look at the replies.. i almost feel dirty just posting here
#8
just act like ur about to commit incest, she'll get out easy and u get free boob grabbing ;P
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~Napoleon Bonaparte
#9
Wipe your ass on the underside of one of her pillows.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#10
If Female = Hire someone to place skeet in her vajayjay, and hope it gets her pregnant
If Male = Hire female to call male telling him that you've made her pregnant
#11
go with the simple stuff; shred into the wee hours of the morning (right outside her door), stick a water balloon under her pillow, or simply stick her hand in warm water.
#12
Quote by rocka_boy
I have a sister who's into pop/soul/hip-hop/rnb etc and she hates my kind of music
(Metal/rock n roll/hardcore etc)

So today my sister was not responding to our moms attempts to wake up her up.

So when she got frustrated I asked if I could try my own method to wake her up.

When I got permission.(So that my sister couldn't beat the crap out of me because of the way I woke her up)
I set up my amp next to my sisters bed.
Got the wires set.
Plugged in.
And started playing "Seasons in the Abyss
"

To which she woke and promptly fell off the bed.
And i loled.

So UG
Any other ways to irritate a sibling ?


This has already been done! on Viva La Bam I beleive it was!
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#13
I don't watch Viva La Bam.
It comes at about 4 am in India.

Stupid time zone BS.
*hopes no one notices lack-of-sig*

o noez !
we've been spotted.
ruuuuuuuun


my username was a mistake

get used to it.
#14
Quote by rocka_boy
To which she woke and promptly fell off the bed.
And i loled.

So UG
Any other ways to irritate a sibling ?


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#18
[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']


Genius! This isn't easily topped.

Genius?

Maybe, it's become so commonplace for me, I could use it as a greeting.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#20
Am I the only one who's not a total douche to their siblings?
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."-Duke
#21
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i came in my little sisters hair










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#22
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Am I the only one who's not a total douche to their siblings?


Yes.
more sig required.
#24
Quote by Firzen_Zero
Make love to them while they sleep.

Sadly I have no siblings. :/

And this guy comes from Austria, you're giving yourself bad press man
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#26
Once I hung stuff on my sisters door
such as old socks, dirty underpants and 5 cent coins
Lolzers
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How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.


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Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
#27
Gently carry them out of their room, carry them outside to your front lawn, softly place them on the grass, and just leave them there (or if you have a pool, put them on a floating inflatable chair). Then you have to move out all their furniture/crap from their room, so when they finally make it back in the house (you have to lock the doors of course) everything will be gone.
#28
I like my older brother but my little sister pisses me off to no end. I tend to just put on Dir en Grey or something and she leaves me alone.
#29
Quote by Tom_hatton
I like my older brother but my little sister pisses me off to no end. I tend to just put on Dir en Grey or something and she leaves me alone.


When my brother refuses to wake up, Saku works wonders.
#30
i have no siblings but i imagine a 'chocolate surprise' in their washing basket or slapping your dick about their face would work really rather well
upon discussing Shay Laren..

Originally Posted by FloyDZeD
I googled her, and now I have a boner. Thanks a lot.



and horny things we done as youngsters, this one involving involving poo..

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epic
#31
Steal his keyrings.

no idea why, but it pisses him off something chronic.
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Once I was pissing in the kitchen sink when I'd had a few and my friend walked in and goes wtf.

Once I was pissing in my friend when a few had I'd and my sink wtf goes in and walked.
#32
sound contests

from my room: Iron maiden, metallica and slipknot.
from her room: mötley crüe, KISS and RATT

loudest wins. i usually win with my dual 10" basses
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#33
Quote by linus.d
sound contests

from my room: Iron maiden, metallica and slipknot.
from her room: mötley crüe, KISS and RATT

loudest wins. i usually win with my dual 10" basses

Lol that sounds pretty cool, parents can't be too happy with that, and if she was to replace Ratt with someone better, she'd have the better 3, although her 3 is better anyway, but y'know, opinions.
"If you don't show it, I cannot grope it."

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.."
#36
Incest.
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haha
#38
for my brother that listens to country and disses on anything else, i like to walk into the room while he's watching CMT and pretend like i love the music, talking like that drunk chick at parties that goes on and on about a song, "This is my favorite! This song is totally about ME! When I die, I want this song played at my funeral!".
if that doesnt work, i just say that i heard that song playing from mom and dad's bedroom and there was a weird creak of springs. that usually makes him hate at least that one song for a week.
#40
well, once my friend did a big shit in the toilet, left it there and exited the bathroom.

Several minutes later, his little sister came in and loudly yelled "OH WHAT THE HELL!?"

Immediately, my friend ran into the bathroom and started dancing and singing "This log is your log, this log is myyy log!"


Good quotes from the Simpsons can be used in any context lol.
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ESP EX-50
SX Telecaster Replica
Jade 75 watt amp
15 Watt Mega-amp, lol.
Jim Dunlop Crybaby
Digitech RP50
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