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#2
That thing in Hitman where he strangles people from behind.

Or as a trip wire in a forest.
#3
Make a necklace with a plectrum.
/stolen idea
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Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
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That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#4
Strangle People

Edit: Damn, beaten to it.
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Saw extended blue dick,
clicked X.

Sorry,
force of habit


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There is only one solution. We need to bomb outer space. That should show those terrorist bastards who's who
#7
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Or as a trip wire in a forest.


"So how did he die detective?"

"Looks to me like an ill-fated blow to the neck with an Ernie Ball Super Slinky, low e string..."

"Good God!!"
#8
I don't smoke pot, but I heard you can use it to clean the resin out of your piece if you have one.
<Han> I love Hitler
#9
Floss your arse.
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you should call one of the songs, "Respecting Old People" just to mix things up.

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You just made a very powerful enemy BenFoffenbock.
#10
Cut cheese with them
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Everyone is trying a comeback now. Metallica, Smashing Pumpkins, Rage, and now bin Laden? Come on. Give it a rest..


haha
#14
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ebay!


The only useful suggestion yet
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#16
kite strings? Join them all together and put some paper on the end, and hey presto!
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Last.fm
#17
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Shoelaces ?




That actually sounds kind of cool.
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Well, you might make her think otherwise.

You could just show her that you have a PS3 and BANG.

Heterosexual.


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A chainsaw can take a girl off her feet pretty nicely. Then there are less limbs to worry about while you rape her.
#18
It's called a G-string for a reason.
Gear
Epiphone G-400
Orange Tiny Terror
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MXR 10-Band EQ
#20
Quote by SOADrox429
Hang yourself.

A slab of turkey-neck and its hangin from a pigeon wing?
Word.
#21
Quote by HaKattack
I don't smoke pot, but I heard you can use it to clean the resin out of your piece if you have one.


yeah they work WONDERS for that.
#22
Quote by RyanGillam
That thing in Hitman where he strangles people from behind.

Or as a trip wire in a forest.


Use 'em like a garrote! (I think that's how you spell it) That was the first thing I thought when I read TS's question... But I don't know if that's something to be proud of
#24
Floss your nostrils.
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#25
Whip people with the g,b, and high e strings.

Or sell it on e-bay for about $20. Someone will buy them.
#27
Cut them into 10cm lengths, bundle them onto an end of a stick with I-dunno-what and give them to your drummer. Homemade brushes.
#28
Lol, re minds me of that guy on myspace a while back who made dreamcatchers/braclets/necklaces/ect with bass strings. Some crazy 11 string player (not Jean Baudin)
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#29
fishing


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#33
Make a wrestling arena for your power rangers.
Nine planets surround the sun
Only one does the sun embrace
Upon this watered one
So much we take for granted


So let us sleep outside tonight
Lay down in our mother's arms
For here we can rest safely
#34
Quote by trickie
A slab of turkey-neck and its hangin from a pigeon wing?


:O

you sir, win the internet!
WE ARE THE NIGHTMARE
#37
Quote by SOADrox429
Hang yourself.


Damn, I was gonna say that.
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

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Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

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LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#38
use them to make a zip line for your action man.

then rape your mother with them.
#39
Put the 2 ends in an electical plug and see the wonders of modern physics.
Need fashion advice?

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I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

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i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
#40
Dental floss.
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I went to the doctor, and they found something in my bladder. And whenever they find something, it's never anything good like, "We found something in your bladder AND IT'S SEASON TICKETS TO THE YANKEES!!


Do you folks like folk?
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