#1
...Some american man hired a maid to tidy his house nude for 100$ per hour.

She then proceeded to steal over $40,000 worth of his wife's jewelry when he wasn't watching her tidy his bedroom.....

Now, obviously the bloke's wanting to find her but...If you hired a naked maid, why would you be in any room other than the one where she is cleaning? Where could a nude maid hide that much jewelry for her getaway?
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Where could a nude maid hide that much jewelry for her getaway?
And here's where I lol'd
#11
Vaginas doubling as portable jewelry cases?

It could be a great news headline.
#12
I agree, why wasn't he watching her? How did she get away with it? And what did this mans wife think of her husband hiring a nude maid?
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Originally Posted by IDon'tLoveYou
Where could a nude maid hide that much jewelry for her getaway?

And here's where I lol'd


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lol
#15
the wife is gonna divorce him

this man fails
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I agree, why wasn't he watching her? How did she get away with it? And what did this mans wife think of her husband hiring a nude maid?

according to the article she's divorcing him.
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#17
thats nothing

my boss showed me an internet news article about 3 teenagers digging up a dead body and using it's severed head as a bong.

****ed up man
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thats nothing

my boss showed me an internet news article about 3 teenagers digging up a dead body and using it's severed head as a bong.

****ed up man


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#21
So true. Why hire a naked maid, and NOT hang around?
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#23
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I think that was what he was looking for.


And it's weird, in several threads I've noticed your post is directly after mine.

lol Odd coincidence
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thats nothing

my boss showed me an internet news article about 3 teenagers digging up a dead body and using it's severed head as a bong.

****ed up man

It was also posted on here three or four times.
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Quote by Spl!nTeRgu!tAr
thats nothing

my boss showed me an internet news article about 3 teenagers digging up a dead body and using it's severed head as a bong.

****ed up man


wut.
#29
a more interesting question would be, if she was stealing jewelry, WHERE WAS SHE HIDING IT?!
#30


awesome, also whats the matter with just hiring an escort girl? Why get a maid?
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#32
I love the first paragraph of that article!

"Sometimes hiring a sexy lady do the housework without her clothes on can cost a little more than the $100-an-hour you were expecting to pay."

Don'tcha just hate it when that happens?
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