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#11
Squirrels- Ye be warned.
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#12
"oh Lawd Is Dis Sum Hawt Beanz I Smellin?!
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#13
iz et worth et?ir oh noes my nutt senze iz tinglin

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#14
"Standing on burning hot coals was indeed a painful price to pay, but it was worth it to smell my nuts"
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#16
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"Steve knew the ladies would love his hot nuts"



..what kind of a rapper name is Steve anyways..
#18
'Average looking squirrel balancing on the side of a pan looking at nuts, the weather seems to be rather sunny.'

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haha

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#20
WTF? Why would you put nuts on a barbeque? Thats so stupid, I cant even explain how incredibly dumb that is. Barbeques are for meat, and sometimes vegetables, but not bloody nuts. Eat them raw, or not at all, twat.
Thats dirtying up a perfectly good (and new, if the handle's wood is anything to go by) pan. Look at that stain; Thats a bad decision right there. You could have used that for a wok sort of meal, but no, you have to go and put bloody nuts on it and ruin it for everybody involved.
And theres more. If you have any hope of cooking your precious nuts, you'd best find a way to light that barbeque. If you're gonna cook such a stupid thing, cook it with heat, you moron. Clean it too.
#21
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WTF? Why would you put nuts on a barbeque? Thats so stupid, I cant even explain how incredibly dumb that is. Barbeques are for meat, and sometimes vegetables, but not bloody nuts. Eat them raw, or not at all, twat.
Thats dirtying up a perfectly good (and new, if the handle's wood is anything to go by) pan. Look at that stain; Thats a bad decision right there. You could have used that for a wok sort of meal, but no, you have to go and put bloody nuts on it and ruin it for everybody involved.
And theres more. If you have any hope of cooking your precious nuts, you'd best find a way to light that barbeque. If you're gonna cook such a stupid thing, cook it with heat, you moron. Clean it too.


Joke right?
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#22
at first glance i thought they were beans

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#23
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at first glance i thought they were beans

But in retrospect, I've come to see them as very small potatoes.
#24
"Steve the Squirrel had invited Lauren the Lemur over to check out his collection of nuts."


TS, Where did you even get this pic?
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#25
"im in ur BBQ, steelin ur nut-OH **** IT BURNS"
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#27
"lol wut?"

Don't ban me! It's the caption!

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#28
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That frying pan is cool I want one like that <- not a caption.

that would have been a killer quote; enough to make me want a tattoo of it.

On the brighter side, both of our usernames have an "M", "K" and "Z" in them. Fancy that eh?
#29
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TS, Where did you even get this pic?

I took it. Well, kinda. I set up the trap and had a camera set on a time lapse pointing at it.

We always have a collection of squirrels stealing all the food from our birdfeeder, and I wanted a picture of one in a pan.....

Stupid squirrels
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#30
Quote by time_for_food
WTF? Why would you put nuts on a barbeque? Thats so stupid, I cant even explain how incredibly dumb that is. Barbeques are for meat, and sometimes vegetables, but not bloody nuts. Eat them raw, or not at all, twat.
Thats dirtying up a perfectly good (and new, if the handle's wood is anything to go by) pan. Look at that stain; Thats a bad decision right there. You could have used that for a wok sort of meal, but no, you have to go and put bloody nuts on it and ruin it for everybody involved.
And theres more. If you have any hope of cooking your precious nuts, you'd best find a way to light that barbeque. If you're gonna cook such a stupid thing, cook it with heat, you moron. Clean it too.

I really hope you're joking.

I assumed you were, but you can never tell with this place...
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#31
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"im in ur BBQ, steelin ur nut-OH **** IT BURNS"




as over used as it is... great!
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#32
Which, which one, they all look good....................ALLLL OF THEM MUWAHHAHAHA
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#34
anyone want to try my salty nuts?
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#36
"im ready for teh surprize buttsex nao, just be gentile"
scince when did they start to censor

buttse<ks?

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#37
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..what kind of a rapper name is Steve anyways..


I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a preposterous hypothesis.

Steve didn't tell me that.
#38
Quote by time_for_food
WTF? Why would you put nuts on a barbeque? Thats so stupid, I cant even explain how incredibly dumb that is. Barbeques are for meat, and sometimes vegetables, but not bloody nuts. Eat them raw, or not at all, twat.
Thats dirtying up a perfectly good (and new, if the handle's wood is anything to go by) pan. Look at that stain; Thats a bad decision right there. You could have used that for a wok sort of meal, but no, you have to go and put bloody nuts on it and ruin it for everybody involved.
And theres more. If you have any hope of cooking your precious nuts, you'd best find a way to light that barbeque. If you're gonna cook such a stupid thing, cook it with heat, you moron. Clean it too.



they're beans, captain ass.
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#39
Quote by time_for_food
WTF? Why would you put nuts on a barbeque? Thats so stupid, I cant even explain how incredibly dumb that is. Barbeques are for meat, and sometimes vegetables, but not bloody nuts. Eat them raw, or not at all, twat.
Thats dirtying up a perfectly good (and new, if the handle's wood is anything to go by) pan. Look at that stain; Thats a bad decision right there. You could have used that for a wok sort of meal, but no, you have to go and put bloody nuts on it and ruin it for everybody involved.
And theres more. If you have any hope of cooking your precious nuts, you'd best find a way to light that barbeque. If you're gonna cook such a stupid thing, cook it with heat, you moron. Clean it too.


In case you didn't notice, there was no fire or hot coals going in that picture.


Moron.
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