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#3
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#4
I would anally rape them until their rectal walls bleed.
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#5
SHOTGUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............. to.... the foot........
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screw you
i was gonna say trap them and rape them in my basement for 24 years
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screw you
i was gonna say trap them and rape them in my basement for 24 years



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#12
I'd probably punish them lots because they would be fucking annoying.
#13
Teach them guitar, and do most things the exact opposite of how my parents treated me.


Am I going to be banished from the Pit because I didn't mention incest?
kill all humans
#14
Whenever I caught them with an MCR cd I would give em a day in the pit of fire.
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I'd start a World War too if I listened to enough polka.

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To TriviumJunkie: You need rehab my friend

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#15
I'd make them love Ozzy.
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#17
funnily: Lock them in my basement, tie them to wooden pillars, and stick their heads in tourniquets...

cereally: Since i have a 30% chance of having a kid with ADHD, when all i wanted was a normal child.... I'd med the kid out with ritalin...then when he's 14 i'd purposely have his friends get him into smoking weed, so he can just CHILL with me...lol. maybe not TOO serious about this.
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Teach them guitar, and do most things the exact opposite of how my parents treated me.


Am I going to be banished from the Pit because I didn't mention incest?

No, you get a cookie from me.

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#19
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Teach them guitar, and do most things the exact opposite of how my parents treated me.


Am I going to be banished from the Pit because I didn't mention incest?



Use it. I still love you.
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#20
incest.

i will be the kind of guy that has fun with his kids...instead of them having fun with me hahaha
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#22
Discipline is key. Don't eat the dinner, no toilet paper privileges for a week.
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#23
id leave it in hospital soon after it was born

LOL no i just dont really plan on having any really


when i was little i had a tantrum in the middle of the floor in Tescos......my mum walked off.........did the shopping and came back from me later
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#25
Iscest of course.
But on a more serious note. I would try to let them find their own way and support their ideas 100%
If they wanted to build an amp, I'd say go for it. My parents don't want me to do things like that and it annoys me. I'd let them try drugs and such but not let them go crazy.
#26
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Teach them guitar, and do most things the exact opposite of how my parents treated me.


Am I going to be banished from the Pit because I didn't mention incest?



No, that just means i have more respect for you
I would do that, and teach them to snowboard, and have fun and I WOULD NOT BEAT THEM WITH BELTS/PADDLES/SWITCHES JUST BECAUSE THEY CANT FIND A DECENT PAIR OF PANTS.

......Yes that happened to me..... lots....
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#28
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im gonna throw them in a chicken coop with a bucket of chicken and a guitar.

Oooh, good one..bad childhood, epicness will become apparent later in life though.
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Oooh, good one..bad childhood, epicness will become apparent later in life though.

+1
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I'd start a World War too if I listened to enough polka.

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To TriviumJunkie: You need rehab my friend

stanleybach ur fucking banned!!
APSH!!
#30
I have said it before and I will say it again.

Hitting your kids=good parenting.
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#32
I've never been hit a day in my life from my parents, bar a few stupid moves on my part.

I plan on beating my children at regular intervals, and also at random to keep them on their toes.
Life is underrated.


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#33
these are not funny posts. they are dumb posts. and saying you hate your kids, well you need to go to hell.

i would make my kids kick ass. they would be tough, funny, and i would have 3-4 kids so i could make a band out of them. they would also like good music.

and beating your kids, what is wrong with you people. i don't mean to sound like some antiviolence activist because i'm not. the last thing you want is your kid to be afraid of a hand. spanking up to 4-5 years old is effective, but other than that, its rediculous.
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these are not funny posts. they are dumb posts. and saying you hate your kids, well you need to go to hell.

i would make my kids kick ass. they would be tough, funny, and i would have 3-4 kids so i could make a band out of them. they would also like good music.


That worked out real well for the Jackson Five
Life is underrated.


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#35
My kids are gonna pay for all the crap I've had to endure.

Yes, they will pay.
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#36
Quote by devin_g94
these are not funny posts. they are dumb posts. and saying you hate your kids, well you need to go to hell.

i would make my kids kick ass. they would be tough, funny, and i would have 3-4 kids so i could make a band out of them. they would also like good music.

And you sir, are an asshat.
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I'd start a World War too if I listened to enough polka.

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To TriviumJunkie: You need rehab my friend

stanleybach ur fucking banned!!
APSH!!
#37
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And you sir, are an asshat.


asshat, very funny. and what am i an asshat for?
#38
I'd probably be sarcastic and demeaning...with love...
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#39
i would train a group of hamsters to the ways of satan and then when my children be bad they would need to spend 5 minutes in the HAMSTER CAGE!!!!! DUN NAH NAH NUH
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Quote by devin_g94
these are not funny posts. they are dumb posts. and saying you hate your kids, well you need to go to hell.

i would make my kids kick ass. they would be tough, funny, and i would have 3-4 kids so i could make a band out of them. they would also like good music.

and beating your kids, what is wrong with you people. i don't mean to sound like some antiviolence activist because i'm not. the last thing you want is your kid to be afraid of a hand. spanking up to 4-5 years old is effective, but other than that, its rediculous.


Have you ever had kids?


Nope. I hate how white people dont beat their kids. It's crazy.

I intend to beat my kids until they are at least 14. Not beating just for the hell out of it, but for every wrong they do. The first time will slide, but after that, no mercy.

Tough love=good, respectable citizens
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