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"Noodle King" instant noodles, I bough them from an Asian supermarket, taste great, but smell like the inside of an ass.

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#4
flowers or any good smelling plants?
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#6
weird cheeses
some smell like butt but they takes awesome
and other times it tastes and smells like butt
#7
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"Noodle King" instant noodles, I bough them from an Asian supermarket, taste great, but smell like the inside of an ass.



This. Pretty much any kind of instant noodles exept Mr. Noodle and Ichiban
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#8
BLACK COFFEE

well, not always true, because some really great coffe smells and tastes amazing black
#10
Ranch dressing smells amazing, but tastes like sour mudkip ****e.
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#13
candles

the wax is so hot after it melts
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#14
apple scented shampoo
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#15
Lol @ people putting ineatable objects, well duuuh.

ummm, Coffee, still tastes good, but not nearly as good as it smells.
Same goes for red wine.
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#16
i would say that both beer and coffee smell good but taste bad (i've only had cheap light beer, so i really can't say much)
#17
Alot of cheap cigars smell great and taste bad.

I.E. Primetimes.
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#18
Limburger(sp?) cheese. Smells horrible but is fantastic.
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ahahaha agreed. Spreayed some in my mouth accidentally this morning.
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#21
Scented candles I imagine.
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#22
Smells great, tastes awful: Watermelon.
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#23
fish. smells bad, tastes great.


... yeah, that too.
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#25
Swiss cheese.
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#26
depending on the person...va-jay-jay
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#27
I didn't think this would get many replies! I was leaning towards the edible type things...(food, etc). because I just think that it's cool if some of the sensory properties of food contrast one another.

I think some kinds of fish are like this. For instance, "kippers" smells delicious, but it is SO salty. I love the salt, but to some it might just be an oral nightmare.
#28
Snuff smells better than it tastes.
The taste is.. meh, ok i guess.
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#30
That shampoo for kids they used to advertise, you could get it in like vanilla and watermelon flavour. So I tasted it of course. I didnt taste the same
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#31
I would say most cheeses fall into that description, although it's hard because smell is also a part of your taste function.
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#34
Pussy: Smells like fish, tastes like chicken.
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#35
Perfume
Seriously, i accidently got some on my tongue when i was spraying myself with aftershave and it tasted like giving Death a rimjob.
#40
this is kind of irrelevant to the topic, but does anyone else here think weird smells smell good to you? Like things that most people consider to be bad smells..like gasoline, or a skunk, and diesel exhaust, all of those i think smell good lol..

an on topic..whiskey smells good, but tastes like **** and burns like fire
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