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Last edited by akack at Jun 5, 2008,
#3
Well I'm just glad she is mad that you hit her. It pisses me off when girls stay with guys they shouldn't be with. I just hope she leaves you.
#4
Sounds like you deserve it to me.

Its called stick deoderant?
Most younger girls cant tell the difference between cologne and aftershave, so there you go.

But frankly, I hope she leaves you.
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#5
I dont know how close you guys were or how seriously you hit her but you learn from your mistakes. That was a pretty dumb thing to do. She might not forgive you for it, and a pretty smart thing to do is ask for forgiveness and hope she accepts. I bet you felt pretty crummy after you did that to her so maybe explain before and after?? gl
#6
you hope she leaves me? what the **** is wrong with you assholes? i came here for help and advice!...what the ****? why dyu want her to leave me you idiots?
#9
*Plays that one song from Red Jumpsuit whatever*

I don't understand what you having an allergic reaction to aerosol has to do with her doing the no-no with you

plus, the only cologne that comes in an areosol can is Axe and that other one

so stay away from those two.

Kinda like how your girlfriend's gonna stay away from you

asshole
#10
I don't care how old you are, you seriously need to consider if you're mature enough to be having sex dude.

And a tip for next time. If you want people on your side, don't admit to hitting your girlfriend. Even the pit doesn't like a woman beater and we're pretty sleazy.
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Quote by akack
you hope she leaves me? what the **** is wrong with you assholes? i came here for help and advice!...what the ****? why dyu want her to leave me you idiots?


Because you shouldn't have hit her. Plain and simple. Especially because she wouldn't sleep with you.
#12
Quote by C. Limon
Because you shouldn't have hit her. Plain and simple. Especially because she wouldn't sleep with you.

This.

You seriously need to take a look at yourself if you think you're in the right.
#13
hahah, I got laid last night and you didn't. I find this comforting, and I don't even know you, enjoy youporn assface
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#14
it says you were born in 1994

you're one really, really horny 14 year old. practice abstinence so you don't grow up to be a rapist.
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#16
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You HIT a girl over something pathetic.

You deserve to be single.



this^

rule#1 when it comes with girls...dont ever EVER hit them..
no matter how pissed anybody can get
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#17
Haha, again, I marvel at the Pit's ability to flame douches like this asking for advice but doing f*cked up things like hitting a girl. Well done.

To TS: You're an ass.

Flame on, brothers.
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#18
Seriously, what the ****? I respect women and treat them well. How much pussy do I get? 0. Then there's all the jerks and asswipes out there getting tons of poon, and they don't even appreciate it.
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#19
You all need to realise that women need to be hit to be kept in order. If shes not putting out then dicipline is neccecary.

And to be honest, if she won't have sex with you over such a stupid thing then do you really think YOU should be with her? She should be able to understand your allergies.

Tell her you'll wear deoderant if she smears itchy powder through her vagina. I think thats a fair deal.

Oh, and... Do you really smell that bad without deoderant on?
#20
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You all need to realise that women need to be hit to be kept in order. If shes not putting out then dicipline is neccecary.





-1,000,000
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#21
pussy is about more than being a jerk, most of the jerks have charisma, you possibly lack this, or your meeting girls in places where the jerks have one up on you, change your strategy, it's not all that hard, just takes a lot of practise, also don't take rejection personally otherwise you'll end up bitter.

Anyway....back to calling this guy an ass
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#22
Quote by Lead guitarist
You all need to realise that women need to be hit to be kept in order. If shes not putting out then dicipline is neccecary.

And to be honest, if she won't have sex with you over such a stupid thing then do you really think YOU should be with her? She should be able to understand your allergies.

Tell her you'll wear deoderant if she smears itchy powder through her vagina. I think thats a fair deal.

Oh, and... Do you really smell that bad without deoderant on?


*facepalm*

people like you need to fall the **** off the planet
#23
Quote by Lead guitarist
You all need to realise that women need to be hit to be kept in order. If shes not putting out then dicipline is neccecary.

And to be honest, if she won't have sex with you over such a stupid thing then do you really think YOU should be with her? She should be able to understand your allergies.

Tell her you'll wear deoderant if she smears itchy powder through her vagina. I think thats a fair deal.

Oh, and... Do you really smell that bad without deoderant on?



yes. i find it ****ing annoying that she can slap me when i step across the line and i cant do ****!!...thats so pissing off, i mean some amount should be allowed right?....otherwise where's the level playing field in the relationship?
#24
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Seriously, what the ****? I respect women and treat them well. How much pussy do I get? 0. Then there's all the jerks and asswipes out there getting tons of poon, and they don't even appreciate it.

Same here.
#25
there isn't one, you're stronger and it's against the law, the rest of society works like this, stop thinking you're so fckn special
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#26
Good for her. I hope she never talks to you again. Asshole.

God, I cannot stand guys who hit girls for any reason. I hope you die a slow and painful death from a combination of sexually transmitted diseases and allergic reactions to deoderant.
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#27
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+1,000,000

I like your thinking pogo.

BTW the hitting girls thing wasn't serious. But if they hit you, then they deserve a hit back if they want to live in a world of gender equality.

TS, give her a free hit back on you as your forgiveness.
#28
Quote by akack
yes. i find it ****ing annoying that she can slap me when i step across the line and i cant do ****!!...thats so pissing off, i mean some amount should be allowed right?....otherwise where's the level playing field in the relationship?

Are you fucking serious?!

Seriously, I hope you're trolling or something.

If not, I hope you get hit by a car.

Seriously, NEVER EVER HIT A GIRL.

wtf is wrong with you?
#29
Quote by akack
yes. i find it ****ing annoying that she can slap me when i step across the line and i cant do ****!!...thats so pissing off, i mean some amount should be allowed right?....otherwise where's the level playing field in the relationship?


not to take, TS's side or anything, but it pisses me off as well. My girlfriend slaps me for no reason.

but, regardless:

YOU DON'T HIT GIRLS EVER!
#31
Quote by Lead guitarist
I like your thinking pogo.

BTW the hitting girls thing wasn't serious. But if they hit you, then they deserve a hit back if they want to live in a world of gender equality.

TS, give her a free hit back on you as your forgiveness.


God if you and the TS think hitting girls is fine simply in the name of gender equality then you two are idiots.
#32
bull****. they first cry their asses off about gender equality and then make a big boohoo about this. gender equality? why are there clauses and exception then? if somebody rejects a girl for something on the basis that shes a girl and incompetent for said task its " SEXIST BLASPHEMY" ...but if they slaps you and you slap her back its "
#33
bull****. they first cry their asses off about gender equality and then make a big boohoo about this. gender equality? why are there clauses and exception then? if somebody rejects a girl for something on the basis that shes a girl and incompetent for said task its " SEXIST BLASPHEMY" ...but if they slaps you and you slap her back its "one sided domestic violence". hypocritical slightly?
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Quote by akack
bull****. they first cry their asses off about gender equality and then make a big boohoo about this. gender equality? why are there clauses and exception then? if somebody rejects a girl for something on the basis that shes a girl and incompetent for said task its " SEXIST BLASPHEMY" ...but if they slaps you and you slap her back its "


Now I just know you are trolling. Congratulations on wasting my time (that's sincere).
#35
Quote by akack
you hope she leaves me? what the **** is wrong with you assholes? i came here for help and advice!...what the ****? why dyu want her to leave me you idiots?

Because you fucking hit her!
#36
Quote by akack
bull****. they first cry their asses off about gender equality and then make a big boohoo about this. gender equality? why are there clauses and exception then? if somebody rejects a girl for something on the basis that shes a girl and incompetent for said task its " SEXIST BLASPHEMY" ...but if they slaps you and you slap her back its "one sided domestic violence". hypocritical slightly?

Yeah, you've gotta be trolling now.

However, if you're completely serious: Die.
#37
Quote by Wrst_Plyr_Evr

YOU DON'T HIT GIRLS EVER!


Then tell me this. What gives them the right to hit us males? Because she has a vagina and titties it gives her the right to inflict pain but not receive it?
I go by the rule of treat others as you'd like to be treated. You treat me like **** (eg. slap me) then i'll return the favour regardless of gender.

We live in a world of equal rights.
#38
Quote by C. Limon
Now I just know you are trolling. Congratulations on wasting my time (that's sincere).


more like congratulations on being a total ****.

I hope you get something really thick and barbed shoved down your urethra

EDIT: To TS
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#39
Quote by Lead guitarist
Then tell me this. What gives them the right to hit us males? Because she has a vagina and titties it gives her the right to inflict pain but not receive it?
I go by the rule of treat others as you'd like to be treated. You treat me like **** (eg. slap me) then i'll return the favour regardless of gender.

We live in a world of equal rights.

I see where you're coming from, but if you're in a position where your woman is stronger than you, you're doing it (being a male) wrong.
#40
Quote by Lead guitarist
Then tell me this. What gives them the right to hit us males? Because she has a vagina and titties it gives her the right to inflict pain but not receive it?
I go by the rule of treat others as you'd like to be treated. You treat me like **** (eg. slap me) then i'll return the favour regardless of gender.

We live in a world of equal rights.

They don't have any right.
But, correct me if I'm wrong, the female in this case, has not inflicted pain upon the TS?
So, it's irrelevant.
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