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So Last night I drank a good gallon and a half of water before I went to bed. Lord knows why. Anyway, I'll present the situation.

I comfortably snug myself into bed lying on my back, listening to my ipod. My cat was lying next to me, so I did not want to roll over during the night. I wake up about 6:30 having to go to the bathroom really badly. I however feel somewhat sweaty. It is the same feeling when you're in Louisiana in late June when bugs are dying before you, and humidity is somewhere around 10000%. Yet I feel this only from the area of my knees to my mid stomach. I immediately assume I... wet the bed. Since this has not happened in the last seven years, I was astonished. So I went to the bathroom, urinated, and returned to my room. I changed my clothes and decided to investigate. Since my cat used to enjoy peeing in every corner, hall, and stretch of carpet he could find, my mother bought a urine detector contraption, a blacklight. I scanned, my bed; no trace of urine. I waved the stick over my pants, still no urine. It did not smell like piss, it appears not to be piss, but it sort of felt like it.

My question: What did I wake up covered in?
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Jizz.

Or cat jizz.

I would think so, but jizz also turns up in the light, and there was way to freaking much of this stuff.


Or i've been grossly underestimating my cat.
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ectoplasm?



hai harry!!


and i agree... whatever ectoplasm is...
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#6
This new fangled thing called sweat.
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#8
sweat. or, if theres so much of it, one of your family members poured water over as a prank. and it succeeded, apparently.
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#9
Sweat?

It's possible that your pelvic muscles were contracted holding the urine in, and this exertion caused you to sweat profusely in that area.

I have absolutely no scientific evidince to back up that theory though, and it could be completely wrong.
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#10
You dreamt it. it never happened

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#11
Um...maybe it's jus sweat. Sometimes you jus sweat in the areas that are hottest. Like you said, it's from your knees to your midstomach. Well, I often sweat find I've sweat there when I wake up, especially if I drink water or other liquid before sleepin.
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This new fangled thing called sweat.


The hell is that?!


Naw yeah you were sweaty dude
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hai harry!!


and i agree... whatever ectoplasm is...


Hai der!

Oh, and ectoplasm is like ghost... uh... stuff.
#15
Well, you said that it was hot outside, and it was very humid, and you were underneath a blanket.

Yeah, I'm going with whoever said the cat jizzed on him.
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#16
it was blood o_0

p.s. so hang on, you thought u pissed ureself and the first thing you do is....tell some-one else????
#17
or maybe your intestines exploded and what you felt was the sensation of water inside your body under your skin!
#18
maybe you did piss yourself, but you had drunk so much water that it was very diluted, and thus didn't smell and didn't show up on the detector.
#19
could be that you drank so much water that your piss was diluted, so it would not show up under a blacklight?

^^ get out of my head lol
#20
your cat maybe slept on you, causing you to get hot in one spot in particular. you sweated.

mystery solved!
#21
That was extremely fun to read, good sir. I applaud you!
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#22
Your cat gave you a blowjob and you sweated like a donkey in Mexico.
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