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#1
So basically my bro's a little **** (really when are they not). I have my xbox360 in my room and i let him play it on one condition: that he doesn't leave food or anything like that in my room. Well of course he's too immature and irresponsible to follow such a reasonable rule and kept leaving **** in there. Every time he did, i wouldn't let him play xbox for a week. He's done it five times now so i told him he's banned for good. Now he hates me and won't talk to me unless it's to be a little bitch. He's just always pissy and is basically being the 10-year-old in a 16-year-old's body that he is.

The question is, what should i do. I would really love to give him the people's elbow after i break his legs, but my parents weren't too hot on that idea.
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#6
beat the **** out of him.
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#7
He's 16? Damnit i thought there would be hope after my 14 year old brother who acts like he's 4 got older.
#8
Kill him with fire. Alternatively, tease him for being a fat sh*t and and leaving food about. Break him down emotionally.
#10
plant the hardest drugs you can find (eg. herion, crack) in his room so your mom finds them
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#11
just give him the xbox thing... it sucks anyway... i mean... you're wasting time.... if you really wanna see him getting ****ed up, give him this xbox... and go do something more useful... while he's destroying his life playing games lol ;D
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#12
To be honest, the People's Elbow would probably be best. I imagine your parents agreed with it but it's just the leg breaking part they weren't keen on
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#14
Stab him in the head with a toy Batman. I did that to my older brother once, can't remember what happened...
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#15
sell the xbox and get a job
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#16
Sensible answer

Well you say he's banned for good.
Then 2 weeks later you say, I'll let you play if:
You keep the room tidy, and you have to give me a deposit. So you take some money off him, or his phone or whatever. If he leaves **** in there, you say well you don't get it back unless you sort it out.
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#17
Just take a dump in the floor of his room and say, "Do you like it when I leave **** in your room? NO? WELL DON'T LEAVE IT IN MINE!"
#19
yeah bear trap gets my vote
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#20
sell the xbox and get a job


My job paid for the xbox. I work 45-50 hours a week.

Then 2 weeks later you say, I'll let you play if:
You keep the room tidy, and you have to give me a deposit. So you take some money off him, or his phone or whatever. If he leaves **** in there, you say well you don't get it back unless you sort it out.


Don't think i've tried that? Like i said i've banned him 5 times now from it and he just doesn't learn. What the hell is so difficult about not bringing food into my room?
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#22
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Sensible answer

Well you say he's banned for good.
Then 2 weeks later you say, I'll let you play if:
You keep the room tidy, and you have to give me a deposit. So you take some money off him, or his phone or whatever. If he leaves **** in there, you say well you don't get it back unless you sort it out.


+1 great idea.
Take some collateral. if he screws your **** up then you screw his **** up. eye for an eye
#23
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just give him the xbox thing... it sucks anyway... i mean... you're wasting time.... if you really wanna see him getting ****ed up, give him this xbox... and go do something more useful... while he's destroying his life playing games lol ;D


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#24
+1 great idea.
Take some collateral. if he screws your **** up then you screw his **** up. eye for an eye


Problem: my pop's a minister so he's all about the whole forgiveness thing, but i just want this stupid kid to learn some respect.
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#25
Pick a Cannibal Corpse song and do what the lyrics tell you. That's sort the little bitch out.
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#27
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My job paid for the xbox. I work 45-50 hours a week.


Don't think i've tried that? Like i said i've banned him 5 times now from it and he just doesn't learn. What the hell is so difficult about not bringing food into my room?


Well if you keep a deposit, you'll get money if your brother leaves food in your room, so you'll at least benefit from it.
#29
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Problem: my pop's a minister so he's all about the whole forgiveness thing, but i just want this stupid kid to learn some respect.


im pretty sure that 'eye for an eye' thing is in the bible. but i'm not 100% on that. but i get what you're saying. if that's the case then seriously you're doing him a favour, if he can't learn to obey simple rules and respect the fact he's gotten 5 chances then he won't be able to follow anyone elses rules in the future. he's 16 for godsake!
#30
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+1 lol
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#31
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Stab him in the head with a toy Batman. I did that to my older brother once, can't remember what happened...


that's so retarded it might actually work.

I say throw a potato at him. I did that to my brother, can't remember why, but he stopped bothering me.....mainly coz he was tending his bloody nose.
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#32
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just give him the xbox thing... it sucks anyway... i mean... you're wasting time.... if you really wanna see him getting ****ed up, give him this xbox... and go do something more useful... while he's destroying his life playing games lol ;D


Matter of opinion much? And don't...you think...you're the one...wasting time...putting a pause... in between... every 3-5 words? I've never seen someone type with asthma.
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#33
you should let him get really far on a game or something.. then delete his saves.
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#35
16? You gotta be kidding me!
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#36
Cover him in honey and leave him outside.


Just ignore him, he'll get over it.
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#37
Keep him banned. He'll eventually go to your mom to complain and she'll let him play on her conditions and your conditions. If he fails to meet those you'll just have to keep him banned and hopefully he'll learn from an angry mom. If he does meet those conditions (which is more likely to happen seeing as mom's rules weigh more than yours in his mind), consider yourself happy with the more-mannered version of your brother.
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#40
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just give him the xbox thing... it sucks anyway... i mean... you're wasting time.... if you really wanna see him getting ****ed up, give him this xbox... and go do something more useful... while he's destroying his life playing games lol ;D


Someone doesn't have an xbox.....:P
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