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#1
So , that damn audition came around and I played... God Hate us All, by Slayer. (please see 'So...'). ...and I'm in. Oh Mighty Pit, what should I do to get out of this lameass church band besides write everything in Harmonic Minor, smash stuff, and wear inverted crosses everywhere?
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#2
My book club doesn't have a band. We talk about the books, and that's it.
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#3
Persist on having your penis hanging out of your pants all the time while playing (Make sure to adjust your strap - you need your ax to hang high so everybody can see your junk).
#6
i bet they see you as the next project. they will not stop until you are one of them, best of luck mate, you need it.

(i would load up on magnums, stronger then a pistol, and similar sized. alse good in case of zombies)
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#7
Quote by Crazymike100
no, it's a church band.

I'm aware, thank you. I was attempting to make a funny.
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#8
Tell them your a Satanist
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#9
Quote by 12Jim34
What, the whole album? Whoa.

ll, I wish, just the song, I sang it too. I think I did pretty good too. hell, I made it into a church band. *sigh*
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Quote by Skar578
i bet they see you as the next project. they will not stop until you are one of them, best of luck mate, you need it.

(i would load up on magnums, stronger then a pistol, and similar sized. alse good in case of zombies)



damn...

can I just use my shotgun? it's easier.
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#12
Tell them you don't have the time to be in it?
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#13
Quote by metaldud536
Why did you audition if you don't wanna be part of it?

mom made me.
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#15
Quote by metaldud536
Why did you audition if you don't wanna be part of it?

THIS.
#18
Quote by Crazymike100
mom made me.

Ah. Then as you said, write everything in the Harmonic Minor, make EVERYTHING sound evil.
And if you still don't get kicked out, then that's one kickass church.
#19
Quote by cam_sampbell
Tell them your a Satanist



now THAT is a good idea *high five*

I'm just afraid of being killed. so...no.
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#20
Quote by Crazymike100
So , that damn audition came around and I played... God Hate us All, by Slayer. (please see 'So...'). ...and I'm in. Oh Mighty Pit, what should I do to get out of this lameass church band besides write everything in Harmonic Minor, smash stuff, and wear inverted crosses everywhere?

Hmm, what could you do besides write everything in Harmonic Minor, smash stuff, and wear inverted crosses everywhere?

You could try growing the fuck up.
#22
You should have just sucked at the audition if you didn't want to be in it.
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#23
Quote by mattrod
You played "God hate us all" By Slayer and they want you in a church band?
Thats ****ed up


yeah.
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#24
just tell them you only auditioned cause your mommy made you

trust me they will respect you so much more

or just do kinky things on stage start a controversy

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#25
You played God Hates Us All in a church band audition, lmfao, why did you even audition?
#26
I was in a church band once.. I once exclaimed "I LOVE SATAN, JESUS SUCKS!!" then quit the band a week after. They were quite glad to be rid of me.
#27
Quote by Crazymike100
mom made me.


can you talk? if you can, then you should of said "mother, i dont want to be in a church band"

isnt that hard tbh. but now your in it just dont go
#29
wear corpsepaint. everywhere.

also speak backwards and go down all stairs like how emily rose does in the exorcist.

tell you mum to bugger off as well
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#31
Quote by dan ramP
wear corpsepaint. everywhere.

also speak backwards and go down all stairs like how emily rose does in the exorcist.

tell you mum to bugger off as well



I think this migt be the best. but where is this corpsepaint, and can I get it at Wal-Mart?
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#33
Rip off a bible. It always work.
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#35
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Persist on having your penis hanging out of your pants all the time while playing (Make sure to adjust your strap - you need your ax to hang high so everybody can see your junk).


oh, ****... THIS is the best. consider it done.
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#36
+1 to whoever pointed out that you are an idiot and you need to grow the **** up.

First of all, you don't audition to something you don't want. Someone may be interested in the church band and they can't play because you acted as an asshole


...and BTW, MOM made me?!?! honestly, If you didn't want to you either tell her you won't do it or tell the people in the church band that it's nothing personal, but it's just not what you want..and if you are too much of a pussy to say that, then at least **** UP THE AUDITION.

...I apologize. I'm kind of pissed of today..

EDIT: and to everyone else that posted "ZOMG rip a bible and say you love satan"..all he has to do is say he quits. He doesn't need to make a scene or disrisoect them by ripping a bible..
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#37
Quote by Crazymike100
I think this migt be the best. but where is this corpsepaint, and can I get it at Wal-Mart?


it is just makeup like alice cooper or any of those many finnish black metal bands
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#38
Quote by mattrod
At the church costume party, dress up like satan.


but it's um...june. I need a quick fix.

and I refuse to rip up a bible. I like god, I just don't like this band.
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#39
Quote by SG thrasher
YOU ARE SO COOL!

Bloody hell, UG is full of morons.

And what exactly is your problem? Jesus-freak Christfag?
#40
Quote by metaldud536
Why did you audition if you don't wanna be part of it?


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