#1
Is there a website where I could find full bible parables? I need them for a Religon assingment. Thanks
#7
Quote by alteredstates
If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
#8
www.justbible.com

You'll have to know the book,chapter, and verses, though. You can do a keyword search as well. It's a King James 1611 version, though. I use it when I type out things of the sort.
I'M IN THE FIGHT TO CURE CYSTIC FIBROSIS...MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!


Quote by JustRooster
I'm a straight man, but I'd put that surfcaster right in my mouth.



Quote by JD2k9
Well, life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
Also, it's short but seems long when it gets hard.