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#1
this is a thread to discuss all the teen pregnancies in the world. tell about your eggo gets prego stories.

mine is when my sisters friend got preggers i went up to her because she was crying and i asked if i could give her a falcon punch ... her bf came and punched me in the eye it hurt. like a bitch
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#4
I suggest you lurk for a while. This is your second fail in less then 2 minutes.
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#6
Two of my cousins got teenage pregnant within a year of each other. Moral of the story? Sheath your dagger before you bag her.
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#7
This past year at the beginning of school this chick was pregnant...and then at the end of the school year she was pregnant again. It was cool.
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#11
The asshats should learn to use rubber
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Rubber + Pill = Win.

Abortion as a last resort = win too.
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#14
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There was 4 freshman who were preg0 this year.

There was 10ish 7th/8th graders who were pregnant this past year. Bucnh more High Schoolers too.

Quite rediculous.
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I've been reflecting on the great deal of lust in teens these days, and I think it has come down to being worse than a lowly animal.
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#20
Having a kid could really change your life. It would be so hard for teenagers to raise a kid on their own. I dont think it's responsible to get pregnant so early even if you are "in love". Your still young and trying to decide where you want to go and what u want out of life, and having a kid would definately limit some of those decisions.
#21
Just double up and it won't happen.

Silly teens.
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#22
So in highschool I was on the track team and then I had sex with this girl on a recliner at her house then she got pregnant and called people on her cheeseburger phone and I just kept eating tic tacs and took some other girl to prom and she got upset, but she found a family and eventually gave the baby to the lady since the guy was lame and we started singing songs on acoustic guitar. I'd go into more detail but it'd take like an hour and a half.
#23
My cousin got pregnant at 17, gave birth, finished high school, and went on to college. Her parents and siblings look over the kid.
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So in highschool I was on the track team and then I had sex with this girl on a recliner at her house then she got pregnant and called people on her cheeseburger phone and I just kept eating tic tacs and took some other girl to prom and she got upset, but she found a family and eventually gave the baby to the lady since the guy was lame and we started singing songs on acoustic guitar. I'd go into more detail but it'd take like an hour and a half.



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#25
I hate Juno... and teen pregnancy blows... I would be pretty damn upset if my girlfriend got pregnant.
#26
There were at least 40 pregnancies in my school this year.
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#27
Teen pregnancy ****ing disgusts me. Its like how retarded must you be not to wear a condom, and should it split, how retarded not to get the morning after pill?

Theres a girl my age pregnant at work, she brings shame upon our whole organisation.
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There were at least 40 pregnancies in my school this year.



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this is a thread to discuss all the teen pregnancies in the world. tell about your eggo gets prego stories.

mine is when my sisters friend got preggers i went up to her because she was crying and i asked if i could give her a falcon punch ... her bf came and punched me in the eye it hurt. like a bitch


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#30
Falcon Punch.

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#31
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Just double up and it won't happen.

Silly teens.

Wrong. Wearing more than one condom increases friction and makes a breakage more likely.
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#33
i know two girls who have been raped and gotten pregnant. both decided to keep it. one miscarried, the other is still going.

i also know a girl who just found out she was pregnant. she decided not to have an abortion and i was very proud of her. i get to be the baby's middle name. :')
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#35
[quote="'[sam"]']Teen pregnancy ****ing disgusts me. Its like how retarded must you be not to wear a condom, and should it split, how retarded not to get the morning after pill?

Theres a girl my age pregnant at work, she brings shame upon our whole organisation.

but whores that don't get pregnant. no shame on them. i wish she'd just have an abortion. that'd be noble and brave.

i don't promote teens having sex and getting pregnant, but if they do, at least she's going to keep it. as if keeping it is the easy route. you sound like a selfish asshat.
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#36
There were a ton of pregnant chicks at my school this year, but only one that I knew at all.
#37
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Having a kid could really change your life. It would be so hard for teenagers to raise a kid on their own. I dont think it's responsible to get pregnant so early even if you are "in love". Your still young and trying to decide where you want to go and what u want out of life, and having a kid would definately limit some of those decisions.


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...my sisters friend got preggers i went up to her because she was crying and i asked if i could give her a falcon punch ... her bf came and punched me in the eye it hurt. like a bitch
i wonder why he did that?


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So in highschool I was on the track team and then I had sex with this girl on a recliner at her house then she got pregnant and called people on her cheeseburger phone and I just kept eating tic tacs and took some other girl to prom and she got upset, but she found a family and eventually gave the baby to the lady since the guy was lame and we started singing songs on acoustic guitar. I'd go into more detail but it'd take like an hour and a half.


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