#1
And said, "Bitch! I'm gonna steal your bike!"

What would you do?

Keep in mind that you must take this question AS SERIOUSLY AS POSSIBLE. Also note the rice krispy treat is NOT a chocolate one, because that would be racist.
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#3
I'd give it my bike. Safe in the knowledge it cant take it anywhere because it does not have any legs.
#5
me - "good luck, but i dont have a bike"

rice crispy treat - "oh..well...uh..."

me - *bite*
#7
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me - "good luck, but i dont have a bike"

rice crispy treat - "oh..well...uh..."

me - *bite*


yup... that one
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#8
I'd bust a cap in his ass.

EDIT:

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i'd snap, crackle and pop a cap in it's ass.


Hats off to you, sir. Well played
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#10
I would give it my bike, then while its back is turned, I'd kick it onto the ground and proceed to eat it.
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#12
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i'd snap, crackle and pop a cap in it's ass.

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#13
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i'd snap, crackle and pop a cap in it's ass.

O.o....

lol just isn't enough.


I'd probably eat it, I like rice krispies. Hey, I didn't know they had chocolate ones.
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#15
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on topic, i'd eat it. or take it to my basement and run test on it. Maybe then I would finally know how many licks does it take to get the the center of a tootsie pop.
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#17
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i'd snap, crackle and pop a cap in it's ass.



My bikes a really old piece of **** so I'd say "Go ahead I don't want" also I'm not a fan of regular rice krispy squares unless they're homemade so I wouldn't bite it.
#18
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I would eat it



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#19
why cant he be black

actually id shout "WIGGA STOLE MY BIKE!"
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#20
I'd wonder what someone slipped in my drink...
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#21
I woud walk into my local supermarket and approach the fruit counter. I would carefully select a ripe bananaand conceal it in my jacket before making my way over to the lavatory. Once secluded from public view I would peel the banana about three quarters of the way and insert it deep into my rectal cavity whilst masturbating like a priest in a playground. After orgasm I would remove the banana and hope that any fecal matter would clearly be mistaken as the mouldy brown spots some bananas have. I would then 're-seal' the banana using my recently ejaculated spunk and carefully fill in the gaps hoping no one will notice. I will then place the banana back onto the sheld and carefully wait for a shopper to place it in their trolley and pay. I will then follow them home and spy on them through their windows until they eat the banana. Once they have done so I will burst in through the window dropping photos on the floor and shout "lol shiite banana shiite banana" before flying out through the chimney.

A response which, I am certain you will agree, almost rivals the TS's post in terms of intelligence and structural thinking.
#22
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i'd snap, crackle and pop a cap in it's ass.



EDIT:^ lol wut?
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#23
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I woud walk into my local supermarket and approach the fruit counter. I would carefully select a ripe bananaand conceal it in my jacket before making my way over to the lavatory. Once secluded from public view I would peel the banana about three quarters of the way and insert it deep into my rectal cavity whilst masturbating like a priest in a playground. After orgasm I would remove the banana and hope that any fecal matter would clearly be mistaken as the mouldy brown spots some bananas have. I would then 're-seal' the banana using my recently ejaculated spunk and carefully fill in the gaps hoping no one will notice. I will then place the banana back onto the sheld and carefully wait for a shopper to place it in their trolley and pay. I will then follow them home and spy on them through their windows until they eat the banana. Once they have done so I will burst in through the window dropping photos on the floor and shout "lol shiite banana shiite banana" before flying out through the chimney.

A response which, I am certain you will agree, almost rivals the TS's post in terms of intelligence and structural thinking.


Dude, the only thing that saves that is that you have one of my favourite Python jokes written in bad German in your sig. Well done.
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#24
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I woud walk into my local supermarket and approach the fruit counter. I would carefully select a ripe bananaand conceal it in my jacket before making my way over to the lavatory. Once secluded from public view I would peel the banana about three quarters of the way and insert it deep into my rectal cavity whilst masturbating like a priest in a playground. After orgasm I would remove the banana and hope that any fecal matter would clearly be mistaken as the mouldy brown spots some bananas have. I would then 're-seal' the banana using my recently ejaculated spunk and carefully fill in the gaps hoping no one will notice. I will then place the banana back onto the sheld and carefully wait for a shopper to place it in their trolley and pay. I will then follow them home and spy on them through their windows until they eat the banana. Once they have done so I will burst in through the window dropping photos on the floor and shout "lol shiite banana shiite banana" before flying out through the chimney.

A response which, I am certain you will agree, almost rivals the TS's post in terms of intelligence and structural thinking.


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#25
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Dude, the only thing that saves that is that you have one of my favourite Python jokes written in bad German in your sig. Well done.


It's Lithuanian, but thanks.
#29
why rice krispy? =(
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