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#1
Animal Attack tht has ever happened to you?? please give me a detailed story of the event. and how you felt about this occurence.

I was once at a campground and we left food out ..of course then came the raccoons so i started to make game out of hurling rocks or whatever i could find at them..evetually i pissed them off so they came running at methen i proceded to run away
#2
I was attacked by a charizard once .

It wasn't very pleasant.
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#4
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This thread was MADE for metaldud....


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#5
One time, I was in the woods on a hiking trip, and I strolled over to a tree to take a piss, and a crow like flew over, landed and started running at me. I tried kicking it but it just kept coming at me, So I eventually ran away.
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#6
Quote by Altoidwithmelon
Animal Attack tht has ever happened to you?? please give me a detailed story of the event. and how you felt about this occurence.

I was once at a campground and we left food out ..of course then came the raccoons so i started to make game out of hurling rocks or whatever i could find at them..evetually i pissed them off so they came running at methen i proceded to run away

Pussy.
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I'm hearing a steady *thump thump* from the people above me and I need some porno grooves to play on my bass to give them some background music. Any ideas?


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#7
Quote by Oblivion_Rps


Sorry, but HE did start the whole pokemon reference pun fad here on UG.
WE ARE THE NIGHTMARE
#8
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One time, I was in the woods on a hiking trip, and I strolled over to a tree to take a piss, and a crow like flew over, landed and started running at me. I tried kicking it but it just kept coming at me, So I eventually ran away.


Teaches you to piss on a crows home.

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Sorry, but HE did start the whole pokemon reference pun fad here on UG.


He started it. I shall now proceed to perfect it
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#10
Quote by AnoKid09
Sorry, but HE did start the whole pokemon reference pun fad here on UG.

Not really. Pokemon references have been around forever. However, yes, he is well known for using them. Always tastefully I might add.


MetalDud, WHERE ARE YOU!?
Quote by 2 15/16
I'm hearing a steady *thump thump* from the people above me and I need some porno grooves to play on my bass to give them some background music. Any ideas?


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#11
Quote by TastyMooglePie
Not really. Pokemon references have been around forever. However, yes, he is well known for using them. Always tastefully I might add.


MetalDud, WHERE ARE YOU!?


Can't you see he's busy trying to make a Pichu with a female Pikachu?!
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#12
Quote by TastyMooglePie
Not really. Pokemon references have been around forever. However, yes, he is well known for using them. Always tastefully I might add.


MetalDud, WHERE ARE YOU!?


Ah, my mistake then. I only noticed him using them at first, then all of a sudden everyone else is doing it.

Continue on then...
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#13
Ahh, I remember one time, I was feeding these chickens, and there was this one fat chicken, that couldnt move, so I moved up to feed it, and it pecked at my hand really fast, which gave me a fright.

Apart from that I can only remember this little black chicken chasing me around inside a pen.

(And damn why did they have to close the 'are pokemon animals?' thread. They clearly aren't seeing as Jigglypuff comes from the moon.)
#14
I had a ferret that attacked me.

I guess it didn't love me anymore after I stuck it in the washer and put it on spin.

#15
My dog bit my chin
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#16
I had a fight with a goat once. It was a belligerent little fuck.
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#17
i was attacked by my mom does that count?
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#18
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i was attacked by my mom does that count?


Is ur mother a damn animal..or is she a person..i am leaning toward the latter part of the response
#19
Quote by Altoidwithmelon
Is ur mother a damn animal..or is she a person..i am leaning toward the latter part of the response


She is a bitch if I am not mistaken.
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#20
Quote by Altoidwithmelon
Is ur mother a damn animal..or is she a person..i am leaning toward the latter part of the response

People are animals, btw.
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#21
I got chased by a rooster at my soccer choach's house. While running away from it I hit an electrified fence.
#22
I got raped by a dragon...but it added a couple 100 years to child's lifespan so it's all good.

c wat i did thar
#23
When I was about 4, probably younger, I was attacked by a penguin. Pecked my face at a zoo
#25
Quote by Sabu
When I was about 4, probably younger, I was attacked by a penguin. Pecked my face at a zoo
They let you come in contact with penguins?
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#26
A squirtle tried to kill me and my chalmander.

/ crap


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#27
A couple of years ago I found a baby snake on my porch - I think it was a baby rat snake - and I was looking at it and trying to maneuver it toward the door so it would leave, but it suddenly slithered up to my big toe and bit it lol. Its mouth didn't even fit around half of it, it was really funny. It then hightailed it out the door.
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#30
Quote by TastyMooglePie
They let you come in contact with penguins?


there was a fence and i was putting my head through and taunting them so one of them pecked my nose.
#31
I was walking home, taking a shortcut on the side of the mountain by my house, and my neighbor's German Shepherd started chasing after me. It had bells on its collar, so I was hauling ass and lol'ing the whole way home because the combination of barking and bell jingling was fucking hilarious.
#32
some goose took my brothers neosporin
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#33
I was at the zoo when I was 6 or so... and I was teasing one of the monkeys close to the cage wall so the god damn thing grabbed my hair and didn't let go for a good 2 minutes.

****ing bastard
#34
Quote by Angry-Mares
I was at the zoo when I was 6 or so... and I was teasing one of the monkeys close to the cage wall so the god damn thing grabbed my hair and didn't let go for a good 2 minutes.

****ing bastard


Ouch, fear of monkeys now? Out of interest.
#35
Quote by yellowlizard
Ouch, fear of monkeys now? Out of interest.


God no, I went last year and bared my teeth at them until they freaked out.
#36
I once had shat thrown at me by monkeys. Needless to say....I threw things back, one of which involved a kick in the shin by my sister.....I chucked her phone at a baboon.

Baboon tried to get through the fence to kill me...

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#37
I've only been attacked by an animal once really. I was about 6 years old and I was walking over to my friends' house across the street. There dalmatian was sitting in their garage. He started growling at me and I tried to walk by him but he ran at me and took a chunk out of the inside of my thigh. I ran home, crying and bleeding profusely back to my dad who took me to the hospital.

The dog was put down after that. Damn mutt.
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#38
Quote by Wasp
My dog bit my chin

+1
I was like 8 when it happened as well. Was dog-sitting for a friend, sitting making a fuss of it and it goes for me!
#40
Did you know Napoleon was attacked by a mass army of rabbits once! Someone had set up a field of rabbits to hunt but instead of wild rabbits they got tame ones. When they came to shoot them the rabbits rushed at them thinking they were going to get fed and the party had to flee.
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