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#1
whats the most embarrasing moment you've had in front of a girl you've liked?
if i go crazy then will you still call me captain man? o.o
#5
I ran into her tits by accident.
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#6
I said to one of my buddies: "Damn she's hot, I'd totally make her scream my name."

She was near us and she heard every single word.
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#8
saying hey and pretty much spraying her with spit
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#10
Staring at her giant funbags whilst talking and her saying "my face is up here".

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#11
this girl i worked with brushed up against me with her breast, and i was like "Get your tits off of me!"
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#12
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I ran into her tits by accident.

Lol, same.

I've done it twice.
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#13
she was sitting on my knee's and tickiling me, out of reflex my knee's went up

which made her go straight to the wall head first....

she wasnt very happy
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#14
oh man mine sucked. i was flirting with this chick; tickling her and stuff. and she started tickling me, but i had taco bell the night before. so when she poked my side i let out this MONSTER of a fart and im sure it smell bad too. i wanted to die oh man
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#15
I came blood...

Sorry i couldnt resist it!
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#17
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she was sitting on my knee's and tickiling me, out of reflex my knee's went up

which made her go straight to the wall head first....

she wasnt very happy

shi t man. I feel that burn
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#18
I was really sick about two years ago and I went to school because I had a huge test and I had to take it. So I was walking to class and I sneezed, which covered my face with a lovely green tinted pile of snot. It must have looked like I had a snot goatee. Of course there was a group of cute girls hanging out in front of me.

Oh the looks on their faces.
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#19
we were playin water polo in gym and while underwater, i accidently grapped her ass. She slapped me when i got back up
#20
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YOU LANDED IN HER?!

Yeah, that wasnt a typo. The tripping up bit was more of an excuse than anything.
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I was really sick about two years ago and I went to school because I had a huge test and I had to take it. So I was walking to class and I sneezed, which covered my face with a lovely green tinted pile of snot. It must have looked like I had a snot goatee. Of course there was a group of cute girls hanging out in front of me.

Oh the looks on their faces.



Imagine the looks on their faces if you sneezed on them.
#22
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#23
dam, running into their tits happens alot... well its not as bad as when i gave her a sandwich with like 4 different kinds of meat inside when shes a vegetarian then having to eat it myself and watch her starve because i bought it with her money.

she also found a poem i wrote which i was planning on destroying because it was all mushy now she doesnt talk to me. weak.
if i go crazy then will you still call me captain man? o.o
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I was really sick about two years ago and I went to school because I had a huge test and I had to take it. So I was walking to class and I sneezed, which covered my face with a lovely green tinted pile of snot. It must have looked like I had a snot goatee. Of course there was a group of cute girls hanging out in front of me.

Oh the looks on their faces.

#25
i was talking to some friends at a party about this chick how friggin hot she was and how i wanted her so bad, she was sitting right behind us and heard the whole thing

she laughed and walked away =(
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#26
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this girl i worked with brushed up against me with her breast, and i was like "Get your tits off of me!"


Why would you want then off you?

Actually, I've never had an embarrassing moment in front of a chick.
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#27
I tried to kiss her on the cheek, but my bag was too heavy, so I pretty much just plowed my nose into her face.

She turned out to be a huge bitch anyway.
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#28
at the end of a class we were leaving so i let her go out the door before someone behind me pushed to get out of the door i went flying forwards and touched her arse.
#29
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I tried to kiss her on the cheek, but my bag was too heavy, so I pretty much just plowed my nose into her face.

yeah a kiss on the cheek is sometimes really hard to judge. I've done this many a time
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#30
hm. what about if u think a girl likes u so u go to kiss her except afterwards shes like wtf r u doing, that suckssss...........
if i go crazy then will you still call me captain man? o.o
#31
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Why would you want then off you?

Actually, I've never had an embarrassing moment in front of a chick.


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#32
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I ran into her tits by accident.


the worst thing is when your mouth touches the end of her tit

unless ofcourse its intended
#33
I was talking to this one chick, and sometimes when I laugh/smirk or whatever I blow out my nose. So a booger shot out and landed on my arm LOL.
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#34
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the worst thing is when your mouth touches the end of her tit

unless ofcourse its intended

Nothing bad about that. Ever.
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#35
ok...


well...a girl who i know kept sitting on my back and humping me, then rolling me over and trying to strip me...


I was like nooo...


she sat on my foot...


I wiggled my toes...


she screamed
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#36
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Nothing bad about that. Ever.


except infront of her best friends all of your mates and she slaps you, you feel bad after that
#37
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yeah a kiss on the cheek is sometimes really hard to judge. I've done this many a time


Why is kissing a girl on the cheek so special? I do it every. o_O
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#38
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except infront of her best friends all of your mates and she slaps you, you feel bad after that

Well yeah, admittedly.
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#39
thats like the thing u do before u kiss her on the lips to check if she ****s off or not afterwards
if i go crazy then will you still call me captain man? o.o
#40
I was benching and trying to max a new weight and no one was spotting.

The only people in the weight room there were two girls, they had to rescue me.

That sucked...