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#1
i think being completely random and unpredictable is a good way.

but i dont know if they like it when you're too 'clingy'

if i go crazy then will you still call me captain man? o.o
#2
surprise sex....


...with a shovel
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#4
Down on the control pad + B.
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#6
Dude... you do realise that every single girl in the world don't like the same things... don't you?
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#8
A chainsaw can take a girl off her feet pretty nicely. Then there are less limbs to worry about while you rape her.
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#10
poo on her chest
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#12
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A chainsaw can take a girl off her feet pretty nicely. Then there are less limbs to worry about while you rape her.



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#14
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Tailwhip. Lowers her defenses.


Lmfao..+5

On topic: You could trap her in your basement for years and years, she should be willing to do it with you then. If not, rape is still there.
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#15
a tripwire?
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or else, how good are you at drawing penises?


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#17
i think ill stick with the crapping on the chest idea
if i go crazy then will you still call me captain man? o.o
#18
of course not all girls like the same thing, i was just making a conversation
if i go crazy then will you still call me captain man? o.o
#19
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Followed by Bite


Bite may make her flinch so she will be vulnerable to anything.
#21
how about a plus five broom attack followed by a "get a life" scroll
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#23
Have you never played Mortal Kombat?

Sweep kick, obviously.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#25
if any of us knew, we wouldn't be on here right now
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#26
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Bite may make her flinch so she will be vulnerable to anything.


I'm thinking of perhaps Spark or similar to then paralyze her.
#27
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Tailwhip. Lowers her defenses.


How the hell did I not see that one coming...
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#28
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Lmfao..+5

On topic: You could trap her in your basement for years and years, she should be willing to do it with you then. If not, rape is still there.



do not be like the austrian cellar person.
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#30
pfft, really, why post something like this on ug if your being serious? you know youre not gunna get serious answers. but of course im not serious, so keep doing this so i can read all these amazingly awesome comments
#31
grab her and chuck her in the air or if you want to be serious do something she likes or thinks is funny(in a non-embarissing way)
#32
Quote by Ziggums
I'm thinking of perhaps Spark or similar to then paralyze her.


OOh that will definately work epecially if your an electric person. She will then be taking off the feet definately.
#33
1. Pick up guitar
2. co ordinate picking hand and fretting hand
3. play all six string with a downstroke, then do a h/o and p/o and go back up the apeggio using up strokes.
4. show off to girl
5. get rejected for a dude that can play Plain White T's
6. Turn emo and throw guitar skills out of nearest window.
7. PROFIT!!! LULZ!!!11one!eleven11!!

/useless rant.
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#34
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give her an ultrabeatdown


herman is most wise.

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#35
Quote by deanfreak93
OOh that will definately work epecially if your an electric person. She will then be taking off the feet definately.

She will find it rather...shocking.
#36
All girls are different... learn what your woman is like first...
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#38
Use Charizard. Bulbasaur just won't cut it.
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#39
Just gonna go out on a limb here and say talk to her, and don't be an idiot about it. Don't forget to talk about her.
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#40
Quote by deanfreak93
OOh that will definitely work especially if your an electric person. She will then be taking off the feet definitely.


She'll then be easy to capture/Molest.

I'm thinking Electabuzz would be a good choice. Due to his power of the electro-punch.
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