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#5
Just stare at something else?
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#6
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Looking away would be a good starting point...




say you were having a staring competition with her breasts
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#7
Let your eyes get all wide n stuff like you're surprised, and then flutter your head like you're watching a butterfly
#8
Quote by hellsbiker
staring at girl you like when she sees you staring without her noticing ?



man I know what you mean. tips : It's like the sun man, you can't stare at it too long, you have to just feel it there...almost like a cleavage. Staring at it, is just too dangerous.
#9
Don't stare in the first place.

Get dark sunglasses.

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#10
Quote by wiggy1988


say you were having a staring competition with her breasts



win
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#13
keep staring, smile creeply, follow her if she tries to leave.

do that and she wont care that u were staring anymore.
#14
Quote by wiggy1988


say you were having a staring competition with her breasts


Well, ya know, it just seemed like the whole looking at her was the basic flaw in his plan of her not seeing him looking at her.
#15
Just keep staring. She'll love it.
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#19
Quote by vulgarmachine
rape her


i'm not gonna rape someone in the middle of a lesson or test am i?
#21
Quote by hellsbiker
i'm not gonna rape someone in the middle of a lesson or test am i?



I would

but then i spend too much time on 4chan
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#22
Dark Sunglasses fo' sho.
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#23
wear dark shades and tilt your head up, put tilt your eyes down to the melons. Now, don't you go abusing this advice. Have fun perv!
#24
Quote by hellsbiker
i'm not gonna rape someone in the middle of a lesson or test am i?


Why not? Sounds fun to me.
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#25
Quote by hellsbiker
i'm not gonna rape someone in the middle of a lesson or test am i?

Why?


Lick your lips REALY slowly is my suggestion, just don't look away.
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#26
Quote by wiggy1988


say you were having a staring competition with her breasts


This one, if only for the lulz
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#27
Quote by Kid_Thorazine
Why not? Sounds fun to me.


well lets guess why not, because the whole class or yeargroup will see
#28
when she notices that you stare at her , just keep staring , and walk up to her , keep staring, closer, closer.... then push her out of the way and do as if you were staring at the thing behind her, be amazed by it, even if it's a wall or a three should work just fine

EDIT: or just say: 'what the hell are you looking at , dumb bïtch! '
should work just fine
#29
Fake cough.
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#30
Quote by hellsbiker
well lets guess why not, because the whole class or yeargroup will see


Then you can show off your awesome sex skills that you learned when you spent the summer in France.
#33
Quote by deanfreak93
Then you can show off your awesome sex skills that you learned when you spent the summer in France.


im going to france soon
#35
Quote by hellsbiker
im going to france soon


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#38
Quote by hellsbiker
well lets guess why not, because the whole class or yeargroup will see


Yeah, that makes it more exiting, and after the first round: Gang Bang.
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#40
Quote by Fishyesque
Don't stare in the first place.

Get dark sunglasses.




Haha. There was sort of a reversal of that for me today.

I was stood at the bus stop and noticed a smexy girl stood there with dark sunglasses on.
Obviously I stood there staring at her, unaware if she was watching me stare at her - I didn't get a slap, so I presume not.

Edit:
or just say: 'what the hell are you looking at , dumb bïtch! '
should work just fine


Haha, reversal ftw
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