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#1
What would you like on your headstone?
Grim subject, I know, but it can be funny.


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Rap is music,far better than metal for example. id much rather hear about hoes and anal sex than dragons and supressed homosexuality.
#7
" If you're a girl, stand closer to headstone and part our legs. Bring a smile to his dead self"
#12
"Look left >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Left, you idiot!"
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PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#14
He Came, He Saw, He Didn't Like and F*cked Off
Archbishop of Zeppelinism...

Quote by Beakwithteeth
Get him into blues. Lyrical depth-not so much. But it is groovy and it is black people's music so if he doesn't enjoy then he is not a true black person.

#15
"If you're reading this I'm dead."
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CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

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Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

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I saw a penis.

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#19
"Nah, I've driven drunk a million times, don't worry abou-..."
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#21
"why can't you be reading someone elses tombstone?"
Quote by sneyob
Saw extended blue dick,
clicked X.

Sorry,
force of habit


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There is only one solution. We need to bomb outer space. That should show those terrorist bastards who's who
#22
I told you i Was ill...

Here Lies Andrew Barrie....and why not?
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Neither are my own creation, but id like to put em up
#24
Mr. Petrucci let me hold his guitar....
Quote by Dog454
Zakk Wylde is a Viking, and history has proven that you cannot own Vikings, it's impossible.


POKER..UG
#25
"Hey, Whats Up?"
Quote by masterk1818
Ya well when i wrestle/play with my dog he sometimes jumps on my back and starts humping me. But should he be doing this if he is neutered?



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Wrestle with him naked. He'll ruv you rong time.


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....no homo?
#26
"Quit reading this ****ing rock and plant my flowers. For god's sake, Martha... you are the worst wife ever."
AMERICA
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#27
Quote by Tubyboulin
I told you i Was ill...

DAMNIT, I was gonna say that
FUCK YOU! GET PUMPED!
#28
"An epitaph (in Greek, ἐπιτάφιος — literally "on the gravestone") is a short text honoring a deceased person, strictly speaking that inscribed on their tombstone or plaque, but also used figuratively. Some are specified by the dead person beforehand, others chosen by those responsible for the burial. An epitaph may be in verse; poets have been known to compose their own epitaphs prior to their death, as W.B. Yeats did."

^That.
Voted 3rd Friendliest User of UG 2010

BUILD A TIME MACHINE, AND JERK OFF IN IT, AND SEND IT TO HITLER!


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Steam & PSN ID: Panopticon20
#29
Quote by Kacker
" If you're a girl, stand closer to headstone and part our legs. Bring a smile to his dead self"


Lol

"And when your dead, I will be still alive."

Points to who gets the reference.
Bought
Ibanez S520EX EMG 81+ 85
Boss MT-2
Weeping Demon Wah
To buy list
Dtech Whammy
Hughes & Kettner Trilogy
#31
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt
Quote by mountain2012
I want a Fender because they are THE American rock sound. I'm proud to be an American.



Gear:
1981 Gibson Les Paul Firebrand

Mesa/Boogie DC-3
Dunlop Crybaby
Boss SD-1
Boss NS-2
Boss DD-7
EHX LPB-1
#33
"Isn't very good at playing chicken with a bus"
YellowGreenBlueRed


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You live in a ruler, the only child of trouser water (?); it's very fantastic, and salami!
#38
Here lies that guy. You know, that guy? That guy from that place, in that town, in that state? Yeah, that guy.

My things:
Bowes SLx7
Washburn WG587
Washburn X40Pro
Washburn X50
Washburn HM24
Washburn WR150
Laguna LE200s
Arietta Acoustic
First Act
Valveking 112
VHT Deliverance

#39
if i had a headstone (I plan on having someone allow my body to rot for a week, grind it up and then catapult the pieces into an area highly populated with unknowing passerby) it would read "FUCK OFF!" with an image of me giving the finger etched in bronze.
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#40
Quote by Kumanji
Spike Milligan's last words, I believe?

His family got it translated into Celtic to make it a bit more subtle cos he's buried in a quiet little village in Kent, Winchelsea I think it's called.

"This is why I don't go to France"