Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand
proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I make out with you, and take into account the fact that I made out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being.

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According to the Divine Comedy, both, I believe.
So, basically, hell is going to die no matter what.

Or just turn into an ice rink.

That's gonna be one hell of a game of hockey.
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It's still cool (warm?), though.
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Even flow, bro. It expands at the same rate as the entering souls.
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+ anyways "exothermic" and "endothermic" only apply to reactions not concepts... jeez guys learn some chemistry..
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Apparently there's ice in the deepest part of hell.
Hell has no end, it is perpetual, it will always exist and it is not of the world we live in which includes galaxies and cosmos and so on. So you cannot describe it as endothermic or exothermic, unless you visited it of course and managed to get the specifications.
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Hell doesn't exist lol
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