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There ya go people
Looking for posts.
The rules:
You can fight anyone dead or alive
No weapons
They can also be fictional characters
No extra help, unless you're fighting two people at the same time.
Quote by flambe chicken
its ok to love your guitar, but its wrong to place your balls between the strings and strum yourself to ecstasy.
#2
Adolf Hitler, I think I could take him and I would probably have a lot of people buy me a pint if I did.
#3
The prophet Mohammed (sp)

I would draw a picture of me hitting him with a shovel but I can't for legal reasons.
#5
Quote by Sabu
Adolf Hitler, I think I could take him and I would probably have a lot of people buy me a pint if I did.

Yeah. That's a pretty good choice there.
Cheap beer, easy fight.
Win.
Quote by flambe chicken
its ok to love your guitar, but its wrong to place your balls between the strings and strum yourself to ecstasy.
#6
the Asian guy from the six flags commercial..

the old man was better..
S m 0 0 k e w e e d & Live life bro.


#7
Jared the Subway Guy.


Prick.
Quote by Altered_Carbon
That's some bony hipster sex, which may be the best kind.
#8
Ben Affleck. I hate that d00d
Need fashion advice?

Quote by PaperStSoapCo
I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

Quote by JoelTheShredder
i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
#10
holden coughen (spell check), JD Salinger made me pissed off with that pansy ass douchebag, if not him then id say ossama bin ladin, IM GUNNA FIND YOU ASSHOLE!!
HiMyNameIsMatt
#12
A 4 year old kid.
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#13
I'd fight all of Fallout Boy with Geddy Lee. That way I could say "I killed a guy for Geddy Lee, one time' (kudos to anyone who gets the reference).
#14
Quote by Soul-Monger
Gandhi. Or Jim Gaffigan.

Gandhi!
that's a fight club reference!
epic win.
Quote by flambe chicken
its ok to love your guitar, but its wrong to place your balls between the strings and strum yourself to ecstasy.
#15
i would fight you TS
Quote by BryanChampine
It was like a orgasm in my ear.
Chea_man is the best.
#16
I would fight a dead person, because it would be easier to win.
#18
the elite four,

Id take my level one hundred raichu and thats it cus im so badass.
BROCCOLIS
I ated them all.
#22
Some annoying person I know. they deserve it. I'll make em an early grave... can I borrow a pistol?
Quote by lopezmetalmunky
Quote by nasadm
Quote by lopezmetalmunky
Super epic win. I love you now
Made siggable

Nice. now I'll be suing you.
#23
A playground full of kids.


Or the puddy patrol. Both easy fights.
Originally posted by bassist90

Thank you Assassin_Itachi, you truly are a great man
#25
Quote by Godsmack_IV
Tyler Durden.

Out of curiousity, do you think you would win that?
Quote by flambe chicken
its ok to love your guitar, but its wrong to place your balls between the strings and strum yourself to ecstasy.
#26
Quote by nasadm
Some annoying person I know. they deserve it. I'll make em an early grave... can I borrow a pistol?

...umm...
it depends, would I not like this person?
Quote by flambe chicken
its ok to love your guitar, but its wrong to place your balls between the strings and strum yourself to ecstasy.
#27
All of My Chemical Romance

I would take them by myself,

but I would have Dio by my side with his sword of epic power there just in case he gets hungry
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


Quote by Aurex
your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#29
has metaldud said any pokémon one yet?
Quote by lopezmetalmunky
Quote by nasadm
Quote by lopezmetalmunky
Super epic win. I love you now
Made siggable

Nice. now I'll be suing you.
#31
This fag at my school....and the mother ****ing pope, for there is no "god"
#33
Quote by lopezmetalmunky
...umm...
it depends, would I not like this person?

I'll let you rape them if I can use the pistol. although I don't know if you like fat girls.....
Quote by lopezmetalmunky
Quote by nasadm
Quote by lopezmetalmunky
Super epic win. I love you now
Made siggable

Nice. now I'll be suing you.
#34
I would wanna sure deal so probaly some canadian. Like mike myers
Skynyrd Rocks!!!!
#35
phil anselmo or nathan gale
BASS GEAR:
Fender Bassman 250 2x10
Squier MB-5
Tanglewood Premier TW155 acoustic bass

GUITAR GEAR:
Ibanez ART300
Fender GDC-200SCE
Peavey studio chorus 70

PEDALS:
Ibanez SM-7
Ibanez PH-7
DOD Bass Chorus
#37
Quote by Lasyk
This fag at my school....and the mother ****ing pope, for there is no "god"


^ this guy

but I would help him take on the pope

hate that self-rightous bastard...
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


Quote by Aurex
your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#38
Quote by Soul-Monger
Thanks for that one, mate. Kudos to you for catching it without being told about it being a reference!

Course! I love fight club. The thing is, that everytime me and my girlfriend watch it, I always end up doing something stupid that makes her cry. =(
Quote by flambe chicken
its ok to love your guitar, but its wrong to place your balls between the strings and strum yourself to ecstasy.
#40
Quote by nasadm
I'll let you rape them if I can use the pistol. although I don't know if you like fat girls.....

Well, it's not that I don't like fat girls, it's just I don't like annoying fat girls.
You can use the pistol. Just make it quick.
Quote by flambe chicken
its ok to love your guitar, but its wrong to place your balls between the strings and strum yourself to ecstasy.
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