#1
i have vaulted ceilings in my house and have been trying for longest time to spit my gum onto the ceiling so it stays there

do any pitgoers have the skill to do so?
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#2
chewing gum tends to go hard as soon as it leaves your mouth

so im not sure about that one dude
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#6
Spit it out as hard as you can...get it nice and sticky....blow it a bit.....
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#8
um...

throw it

far easier

or,

get a ladder
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#9
Chew it for about twenty minutes, and form it into a flat piece in your mouth, then curve it with your tongue so it is easy to spit out, and with some saliva and the right velocity, it should stick. DO NOT roll it into a ball unless it's a very very soft gum.
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superglue?
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