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#1
If millions of zombies just popped out of nowhere what would you do?

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#2
We had a Zombie raid on New Years didn't we?


Millions wouldn't come out of nowhere. It'd slowly progress from a Stage I, to a Stage II, to a stage III, and then eventually to a stage IV
#3
they already did in Runcorn haha

ask my bf
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#5
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I'd stroll away in the opposite direction, as well all know zombies cannot run.


Fast zombies can

I have my plan:

Simply get as far north as fast as possible
Zombies cannot survive the cold
I would tell you more, but you know
You don't know who will be turned
Can't be too safe
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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they already did in Runcorn haha

ask my bf



ist true this big long road was sealed off for cars by police ad it was all misty and we saw this one wierd figure staggering in the distance

what else could it of been
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I'd stroll away in the opposite direction, as well all know zombies cannot run.


ever played resident evil?
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#8
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ist true this big long road was sealed off for cars by police ad it was all misty and we saw this one wierd figure staggering in the distance

what else could it of been



A Zombie!!!

Dun Dun Dun
actually it was just some drunken fool.........pretending to be a zombie
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#11
we have zombies everywhere.....for example.....lets face it paris hilton has no soul
my hovercraft is full of eels
#12
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zFLtUxncZcU

Red VS Blue took care of this for you
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#14
I'd summon Snorlax to kill them all.

Pokemon, yo!
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#15
Zombies cannot run. End of story.

Anywho, my plan is to get to the nearest grocery store as soon as the first signs of outbreak occured. I'll gather as much food and bottled water as I can into bags, and then book it down to the docks. Hop/steal/persuade someone with a boat, then sail out to the middle of Lake Ontario. Zombies cannot swim. I'd just wait it out. Even though it'd be awesome to hunt them in the suburbs, I'd rather NOT be bitten.
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we have zombies everywhere.....for example.....lets face it paris hilton has no soul


HA.


I'd take our boat to a nearby island and make trips back and forth from the island.

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Zombies cannot run. End of story.

Anywho, my plan is to get to the nearest grocery store as soon as the first signs of outbreak occured. I'll gather as much food and bottled water as I can into bags, and then book it down to the docks. Hop/steal/persuade someone with a boat, then sail out to the middle of Lake Ontario. Zombies cannot swim. I'd just wait it out. Even though it'd be awesome to hunt them in the suburbs, I'd rather NOT be bitten.


I'll be on the st. lawrence river. about an hour upriver from lake ontario. we can meet up.
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ist true this big long road was sealed off for cars by police ad it was all misty and we saw this one wierd figure staggering in the distance

what else could it of been



A cop that got shot?
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#20
I am not telling anyone what I will do I can not risk anyone turing into a zombie and know what I am doing
#21
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Me and this man would fight them off with our masculinity.


Not to mention he's got a never ending supply of slim jims.
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#22
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Yar, no zombies ever ran.

Dynamite zombies!!!! geez!
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#23
i dont know what it was

the road was sealed off and there was just this cop car patrked there.......................and then cars only going down one side of the road....and on the padestrian side.................................there was a guy walking like a zombie i **** you not
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#24
Get all the living supplies you can (weapons also), get as far north as you can, find a two story house go up the stairs, destroy the stairs, wait for the zombies to rot because if you read the "Zombie Survival Guide" or "World War Z" you know they do.
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#27
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by a zombie, by god it's already begun!

Zombies cannot use any implements other than their own bodies!
#28
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Zombies cannot run. End of story.

Anywho, my plan is to get to the nearest grocery store as soon as the first signs of outbreak occured. I'll gather as much food and bottled water as I can into bags, and then book it down to the docks. Hop/steal/persuade someone with a boat, then sail out to the middle of Lake Ontario. Zombies cannot swim. I'd just wait it out. Even though it'd be awesome to hunt them in the suburbs, I'd rather NOT be bitten.


sure they can't swim but they can walk under water.
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Not to mention he's got a never ending supply of slim jims.


Thats the reason for my picking him, the way I see it, if wee have to go into hiding in order to find a cure for the zombie disease, were set for food with all the slim jim snappage.
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Fast zombies can

I have my plan:

Simply get as far north as fast as possible
Zombies cannot survive the cold
I would tell you more, but you know
You don't know who will be turned
Can't be too safe

Zombies actually can survive the cold they freeze up then thaw when it gets warm enough. So you would have to go Zombie Head Smashing when they are frozen.
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#32
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Zombies cannot run. End of story.



Are you willing to bet your life on that?

While you are casually gathering your supplies (which will be impossible to obtain, thanks to mass paranoia) I will be moving with great haste, knowing the danger of staying in one place for too long

YOU will get bitten,
I will be miles away,
Living it up in ALASKA!
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#33
oh and the "move north" thing didn't work out very well
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#34
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Get all the living supplies you can (weapons also), get as far north as you can, find a two story house go up the stairs, destroy the stairs, wait for the zombies to rot because if you read the "Zombie Survival Guide" or "World War Z" you know they do.

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#35
I've already planed and sanded the botton of my guitar into a deadly head-chopping tool for just such an eventuality.

Dem zombie bitches goin down.
#36
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...can I make love to you?


alright just this once
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#37
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oh and the "move north" thing didn't work out very well


My plan is flawless!

Almost as awesome as the fortress on top of a gentle slope plan
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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your sarcasam amuses me


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#38
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alright just this once

YES!
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paradise.
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#39
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Read the Zombie Survival Guide.

You'll know what to do.

Too many flaws i've read half of it already. I got it a few days ago
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#40
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My plan is flawless!


but what happens when everyone is up north? One minute you're living in a makeshift trailer park in the snow, the next you run out of food and your parents serve you the nextdoor neighbors for dinner
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