#1
Ok.
I heard that masturbation gives pimples. Is this correct, or not?

Oh, and also, the guy that told me is a douche, so that makes it harder to believe him.
#2
Now it all makes sense...
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#4
No. Masturbation don't give pimples. It gives pleasure.
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How does this relate to masturbation, pimples or the combination of both?
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No.
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#11
NOOOO! Second time this week that I have to say this:

Masturbation has no bad side effects. Go whack off.
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#12
it halfway makes sense, because ive jerked off like 7 million times. but getting acne doenst stop me from doing it
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Masturbation does nothing bad. Seriously. People will believe anything these days.


I didn't believe him. If I believed him, I would not of made this thread asking this question.
I merely wanted to confirm the ignorance of that particular human being.
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I didn't believe him. If I believed him, I would not of made this thread asking this question.
I merely wanted to confirm the ignorance of that particular human being.

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#18
No. You people should see some of the **** superstitious idiots send in to one of the newspapers in my city. They have a column called sexpert in which people ask stuff about sex.

Many of those people ask for conformation of their beliefs that masturbation causes heart, liver, skin, breathing, and mental problems (those are just the ones I remember at the moment). The guy who writes in the column regularly tells them that they're wrong, but they keep on asking.
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#19
Masturbation is probably the only thing in life that doesn't have a downside.
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Masturbation is probably the only thing in life that doesn't have a downside.


Here's one upside you probably didn't know about. In addition to feeling great, recent studies have shown a link between regular masturbation and a lower risk of prostate cancer.
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