#1
My friend's friend apparently told him that there is a ghost haunting her house and the railroad tracks against it. According to her, there is a jacket that just sometimes walks around her yard, and the stuff in her room sometimes gets moved around. So, being skeptical people with nothing better to do, we investigated, and walked around the neighborhood, and then walked a ways down the railroad tracks. I didn't see anything. Then, on the way back, there was this massive splash out of the water by the side of the railroad tracks and it was cool. If any of you know KillerSwan on here, he was one of my friends with me.
#2
That's a Haunter. It loves to prank. Get a dark type pokemon
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#4
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That's a Haunter. It loves to prank. Get a dark type pokemon

I have a feeling that these pokemon jokes will be against the rules soon if we don't leave them to metaldud.
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#6
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I have a feeling that these pokemon jokes will be against the rules soon if we don't leave them to metaldud.


If they do it will only reveal how strict the mods are.

And the references are always different.

It's not like "icy hot, barrell roll, pear" which are always the same.
#7
The pit would be dead without pokemon jokes.

You need the silph goggles to see the undead marowak and send it back to the fiery pit of pokehell.
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#8
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The pit would be dead without pokemon jokes.

You need the silph goggles to see the undead marowak and send it back to the fiery pit of pokehell.


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#9
use flash

It will reveal your enemy

And since the opponent is in a puddle,
it is vulnerable to electric type attacks
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#11
Lets leave em to Metaldud, because he manages to pull them off the best and then it is used sparingly to ensure maximum hilarity.
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